🤣 just like that Doctor Who scarf

Which for me happens twice a week, tops. So I should be good.

The pattern is Rosewood Scarf, I really like it: https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/rosewood-scarf

That’s how they microchip you, duh.

/s

Buh mah DNAs!

Can confirm, have a bowl of pennies in my house that never gets used. I don’t even know why at this point.

I watched The Good Boy and some random movies I can’t remember. That one was good. And I was finishing up a scarf for a friend!

Nope, gotta fart in a jar still to make it official.

Well, yup. Thats me. The other night I just gave up and watched horror movies and knitted.

That does indeed suck. I hope you can stay warm this winter.

I wouldn’t be that generous.

Great reference!

His listeners are the kind of people who know the age of consent in every state.

You could, but that might come with some side effects.

Nope, Russian. But I’ve been speaking English for longer than I’ve been speaking Russian. Plus, Russia sucks, so I was like extra motivated to learn English and GTFO.

I’m not versed enough in mussels to say.

Fun fact: it’s “jibe” not “jive” - https://www.grammarly.com/commonly-confused-words/jibe-vs-jive

Please don’t take this as me being an asshole, it’s just that English is my second language, and I find this kind of stuff fascinating.

Lmao, how did you get this picture of me?

I love how the most debated thing on the list became the alkaline water. Love you, guys.