I’m in Europe, where american football isn’t a thing and the NFL is nothing we care about.
We also tend to have better standards to serve and eat our food.
So why am I to find this crap in Lidl?
what is that? a bowling ball with an attached pissoir?
Give this person a medal! This is the best comment on the thread up to this point!
Apparently some of these sell pretty well depending on which team.
https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_nkw=nfl+snack+helmet&_sacat=0&LH_Complete=1&LH_Sold=1
Shitting on other people’s lifestyles and the things they like because you don’t like them and don’t understand them seems kind of antithetical to the philosophy of this community as I understand it. No? Would it be appropriate for Americans to start mocking English football and their scarves?
the post looks more about a consumerism critique rather than shitting on personal preference of favourite sport
I don’t think it’s shitting on American football or Americans. It’s more why would they sell stuff we just don’t have any connection to. It’s like if wallmart would start selling shirts about Raymond van Barneveld (Dutch darter).
It wouldn’t make sense.
They wouldn’t be selling it if they didn’t have a market. Just because it doesn’t make sense to you, doesn’t mean that it doesn’t make sense.
Sometimes the try to sell shit and nobody buys it, pretty sure that’s the case here. It’s probably because Aldi also owns trader joes, and they just try stuff.
Edit oh this is Lidl nevermind
Yes? As most americans already do? I wouldn’t feel insulted or aggravated.
Okay then, I guess you’re okay with idiots ranting the same way about your pronouns.
You want to conflate personal identity and affirmation with sports? Really?
Incapable of abstraction and introspection? Sports is a really weird thing to be a small minded bigot about.
Why the caustic attitude?
You can argue that sports play a role in building character. I’ll agree with that point to a degree. Character and values are built and taught at home, then sharpened outside.
I’m not a supporter of competitive sports in any kind or fashion and even less nowadays, as sports are poisoned with the overarching influence (meddling) of sponsors.
As someone who knows individuals connected to professional sports, both athletes and coaches, I loathe the overcompetitive mentality they pass down to their own children and the children they coach. This severely alters how these children relate to others, introducing a quasi darwinist mentality of survival of the fittest; our society has left behind those laws the moment we decided to change our surroundings to better fit us.
So, kicking down on sports even more on one that is known for being highly destructive of an individual’s health and mentality is really not on par of attacking an individual or group for being who or what they are.
p.s
And even then, that has nothing to do with why I posted that picture.
American footbal has no representation whatsoever in Europe (yes, apparently some games are played here, like some sort of tour). Given this, why the flying crocodile on a bycicle am I seeing anything relate to it on a supermarket? On a novelty story? Okay, fine, it is a novelty but in this context it makes no sense.
And if you think I’m being cruel, what other people were saying about that item on the shelf was several degree worst.
You’re a hypocrite with a whole lot of hate. I hope you get help.
Gratuitous and uncalled for?
Yes, I am an angry man; why, it is not relevant for the conversation at hand. Dealing with it is a life long commitment. Hate, it is not something I harbor; there is nothing worthy of such sentiment from me.
Any other remark you feel necessary to release, in order to relieve yourself?
Bigot much? Not even close to the same
Scarves?
What year is this?
I’m in Europe, where american football isn’t a thing
You’d be surprised. I know a number of people that organize Super Bowl watch parties every year here in Germany.
I knew someone from Newcastle who was a bigger Green Bay Packers fan than a lot of the Americans I’ve met. And they had no connection to Green Bay; they just liked the franchise.
Retailers don’t bring in products unless they have reason to believe they can sell it.
and the NFL is nothing we care about.
The viewership numbers of a game that happens at lunch time says overwise
So why am I to find this crap in Lidl?
Because it’s fucking Lidl.
And it was being treated as a poor taste novelty by everyone.
To be fair, this isn’t exactly an uncommon thing for Lidl. Have something absolutely insane for no reason whatsoever.
Poor taste plastic novelties are sadly as American as Apple Pie.
I don’t get that saying, apple pie is a thing in many places
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/why-apple-pie-linked-america-180963157/
A lot of it is from early colonialism a la Johnny Appleseed and that, at the time, cider was a preferred drink over water.
Jean Kayak picks up his Applejack…
Give me the apple pie, keep this trash.
lidl mentioned https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4kBcm-ls8Y
Its a lidl bit crappy.
I’m in Europe, where american football isn’t a thing
In 2024, three NFL games were played in London, one in Germany. In 2025 scheduled games include the same plus a game in Madrid and Dublin.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NFL_International_Series
So it is “a thing”, but not caring about it is understandable.
I don’t even understand what it’s supposed to be
i think the top thing is a lid that opens to a bowl, for chips. the things in the front inside the facemask are trays for chip dips or nuts or other little things.
I use these to dip my nuts.
Wait is there no rule here
The rule is post before you leave.
The title is just a convention.
I’m kind of glad tbh, this community constantly shows up on the front page and I gets tiring seeing so many posts contain “rule”.
Lidl sells some random crap is the rule.
Do you ever eat garbage?
This is what you serve it in.
I don’t get it?
Is this an appliance you use BEFORE you eat? or AFTER?
That is supposed to be a snack tray. The top of the helmet is an ice bucket and the face guard has two small trays for - I don’t know… - peanuts and salty snacks?
I couldn’t tell … I thought it looked like some sort of strange hospital bed pan … or a toddlers toilet trainer
And if they were those things, I thought it was funny that it was all sponsored by the NFL … and judging by the way the US is going, I wouldn’t be surprised if this contraption was meant for toilet use.
Its for when you get too many cerebral traumas and cant get yourself out of bed to use the washroom any longer.
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I can’t post a picture without doxxing myself. But I found a Star Trek Picard ship in the kids toys section of a local grocery store. I have no idea why it exists in the first place, why it was in among the kids toys or why it was in a local grocery store here in Europe. Weirdest thing I saw in a long time. Must be for all those European kids who are a fan of Star Trek Picard?
