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  • qyron@sopuli.xyztoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldShe would be proud
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    28 minutes ago

    First things first: garbage bagel

    A bagel made with garbage? A bagel stuffed with garbage? A bagel found in the garbage? A bagel so bad it should be considered garbage?

    I’ll be thinking about this throughout my day. This is good entertainment value! Thank you.

    Now, to the subject at hand.

    That is horrible to know and a lot more common than we like to admit, even today, in our present time of sexual freedom and liberation. Yet we insist on creating this pure and perfect image for people the moment they become older and that is simply idiotic. Old people were young once.












  • Definetely not.

    I was a blood doner when I met my partner. I was constantly asked/reminded that having casual sex partners would ban me for six months from donating; I have a fairly uncommon blood type for my country, so I was very keen on not being put on “quarantine”.

    When we said it was the right moment for us to be together, I went to make a donation before and warned I would not be donating for the nexy six months for obvious reasons.

    I was thanked for the warning and about two weeks later received a full bloodwork panel, including STDs, attesting I was clean and as safe as possible.

    When I did return for my next donation, when asked if had been with new sex partners for the last six months, when I replied I was still doing the same, since my last visit, everyone laughed.

    Never pressure anyone into unprotected sex. Ever.