The Narcissist’s Prayer

That didn’t happen.
And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.
And if it was, that’s not a big deal.
And if it is, that’s not my fault.
And if it was, I didn’t mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.

And if he accuses someone of something, he is absolutely doing that very thing.

And if he says “Nobody knows” he really means “I don’t know.”

And he never laughs. What a psychopath.

Yes. Clearly he didnt shill enough for tesler. Try harder next time!

You said that well. He always looks so disturbing.

Terry Bollea is an asshole? Who knew!

Oh yes, zerohedge! A paragon of truthful reporting. Everyone’s go-to as a source for an unbiased dose of top-notch reporting!

Trust me i call them at least once a week. They are hiding.

My senators are both maga asshats, unfortunately.

What a fucking dimwit.

This guy is dumber than a box of hammers.

Weena!

So. Fucking. Dumb.

Thats false. He’s bankrupted multiple casinos and hotels.

Efficient and complicated. Not that these dipshits would understand that.

Fucking dipshits.

Jesus-y? Or Jesussy? Those seem different.

What does it spell? “STOP DRIVING! You can’t see for shit!”

Every time i see one of these at a friends house i say “alexa/hey google order me a dozen dildos!”

Aldi sells them for 25 cents.

What did you end up buying?

Keep it up! Love to see this.