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“did you slap fletcher reed today?”
Does someone have the rest of the photo set or video… For research.
Nothing, I don’t like small talk with strangers.
Boobs are not supposed to be a solid blob… What have you done to them?
I wouldn’t say anything because some women find elevator pickup attempts intimidating.
Way back when I was single, I could pick up a woman without even having to corner her.
“Nice uhh, b-leather we’re having, uh.”
cry, drop my spaghetti and run out
Give girl lei
“why don’t you drop them drawers and let me tap that ass one good time?”
always works
Well, Pac-man was originally called Puck-man. They changed it because… Not because Pac-man looks like a hockey puck. “Paku Paku” means “flap your mouth”, and they were worried that people would change, scratch out the P turn it into an F, like…
Were you the Pac-man guy?
No I was the fuck man guy… wait
Well, considering the only elevator I take is to a secure area, I’d ask to see your visitor’s badge and inform you civilians aren’t allowed here unescorted.
I got a gift card from the airport for challenging the “secret shopper” once. Apparently had walked past four actual employees before I challenged him. I was on my way to the jobsite.
She IS the escort.
Why do you assume she doesn’t have clearance?
We have 11 people with clearance and I know them all.
No access badge clearly visible attached between neck and waist.
And if she’s holding it in her hand to put on? I just can’t imagine dresses being prohibited in secure areas.
Then she’s going to keep getting challenged by security until she clips the damn badge on the damn dress.
Only cleav…ance. Haha!
Get in the lift.
Stare while ripping an absolutely rancid fart that strips the enamel off her teeth.
Sharpie my number across her tits and give her “double-guns” on the way out
Thanks for making me laugh!
Honest flirtatious answer: I’d say nice dress and match the energy and vibe of her response.
Not flirtatious answer: ”it always feels weird how you can notice the acceleration in tall elevators”
You don’t have the proper PPE for the radiologically controlled area.
“Damn! You do wonderful things for that dress.” But only if I have an available exit to walk away after. That one’s too forward for the actual elevator ride. Leave her an out, and also an opening.
Nothing because I’m taking the stairs
