That’s when someone just quotes one sentence out of context and I am heartbroken.

After that I was hoping to see “There’s more to life than this. I’m wasting the time I’ve got left on pointless numbers.”

Kyle is about to educate you on the precise definition of a pyramid scheme

To remind their audience, not to get an honest answer out of Trump.

Signal used to work this way and I’m still mad they dropped SMS.

In this context I think “crypto” means your message is encrypted across hops, not that you have to pay to send/receive messages.

I’d like a few questions about the genocides sprinkled in.

That coward’s name? Albert Einstein.

Me too and it has somehow helped, like in Office Space.

Inflation-adjusted or the monkey’s paw will curl a finger.

NGL I would still totally want to be on that placard. Central Park, where all the other rich people can see it.

Luxury taxes are bad because supply is less elastic than demand, so the tax incidence falls on suppliers. In other words, the working class people building the airplanes pay the tax because the rich can just not buy them.

K.I.S.S. Tax wealth. Tax the only thing they really care about. Making them notice isn’t just more satisfying; it’s better economics.

Faith oppresses the believer himself because it requires a willingness to believe in things without proof. It’s like saying AIDS doesn’t kill people because it merely weakens their immune system. Astrology believers are primed to believe anything, and often get scammed by their astrologers.

This time around, we can keep lists too.

Yes in theory but no in practice. Another way of putting this is “will they appreciate your extra 10%” and the answer is always no.

Daily reminder that the only way to beat inflation is to get another job somewhere else. If you’re staying long enough for this to matter, then you’re leaving money on the table.

I volunteer for stuff like this if it gets me out of meetings. I’ve donated over a gallon of blood at work.

Desperate fear of termination. There’s like a 5% chance this will help.

They were hoping to see a movie about the Ubermensch, not this woke comic book fake news!

Nah jk they don’t read.

You could just save money that doesn’t get arbitrarily taken from you.

Ok that makes more sense than what you initially wrote