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Cake day: September 13th, 2023

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  • Private Cowboy: Tough break for Hand Job. He was all set to get shipped out on a medical.

    Private Joker: What was the matter with him?

    Private Cowboy: He was jerkin’ off ten times a day.

    Private Eightball: No sh*t. At least ten times a day.

    Private Cowboy: Last week he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker, and the crazy f***er starts jerking off in the waiting room. Instant Section Eight. He was just waiting for his papers to clear division