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Cake day: June 26th, 2023

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  • Coworker of mine had sniper’s set up on his front porch and screw tripods into his railing to hold the rifles when the neighbor’s kid had a mental health crisis and threatened suicide.

    He was threatening to hang himself, and the parent offered police the keys to the front door after SWAT arrived.

    They drove an MRAP through the garage doors, and still ended up using the keys anyway once inside the garage.









  • Dude - I just need you to type in the admin password so I can install software or fix whatever is wrong that you don’tunderstand. We really don’t need to spoon.

    I wouldn’t actually mind if they actually vetted the software, but they just type in the password and install whatever I click on. I once changed the name of an installer for a new version of QGIS to “IT malware installation test” and they didn’t even notice.





  • I work in development and permitting, and in one of my old stories we had a gas story that I use as a warning to this day.

    Guy decided to save some money when he installed a fireplace in his new backyard patio by just tapping into the gas line in the hot tub.

    The thing about gas lines is that flames don’t travel backwards in them because of the positive pressure and the lack of oxygen in the gas. One day he was burning a fire when the pool heater kicked in and briefly put a vacuum on the line, allowing the fire to get inside the wall of the chimney on the deck and burning down the house.

    And since he hadn’t permitted the gas line, insurance didn’t pay for the fire.



  • My even-more-pedantic take is that poisonous is correct, but imprecise. There’s lots of ways to be poisoned. Ingestion, inhalation, dermal contact, and, yes, injection. But it’s all poison.

    A poison is a harmful substance. A toxin is a poison created by a living organism. A Venom is a toxin that’s delivered subcutaneously.

    Poison is the parrallelogram to venom’s square.