I think Vance’s problem is that he has no defense for anyone’s claims. You can claim ANYTHING about Vance, true or not, and people are like, “Yeah, I see it.”
My mom had JD Vance as a student in Ohio. He kept 3 of his pet frogs in his underwear during the day and no one knew why.
See?
yea, i see it
did you enjoy the visualization?
no
AP can’t prove he didn’t keep pet frogs in his underwear.
And they were unable to find the frogs for comment.
They probably croaked at this point.
Have they checked in the couch?
His own party made racist jokes about his wife being Indian and this guy is like, “Yeah she’s not white.”
Wtf.
I would have taken any other answer, even the Will Smith slap. Jeez this fucking guy.
I think Vance’s problem is he’s super weird
Where’d he keep the rest of them?
In the couch to keep them moist.
You had to use the “m” word, huh? 😝
I ate the onion on that statement, good on ya
That makes total sense. I just hope he took them out when he had carnal relations with the settee.
No, he wanted to be able to claim he’d been in “orgies”.
How many pet frogs did he had?
Normal amount.
Well, enough to keep three in his underwear.
I heard they were tadpoles but came out frogs. So they were in there for a while.
Just look at the guy y’know
I heard he liked the extra couch friction gained from the frog warts.
In the underwear ? What ?
Technically, ladies underwear, but I don’t judge.
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James David (formerly
DuncanDonald) Vance requests that he be referred to as JD. Makes fun of woman requesting to be referred to as “she.”That’s weird.
Hey, have some respect - the female anatomy terrifies him so much that he can’t even stand to think about a period every time he looks at his own name.
James Donald Bowman
Not Duncan but we dunkin on him
Ya, I yanked Duncan outta my ass, thanks for the clarity!
Your ass and a couch? That weird fucker will fuck anything!
Taking “pillow talk” to its natural conclusion.
Well, so far there are already unsettling rumors about his sexual attraction towards couch cushions and dolphins… That is pretty weird
The singed monkey nuts stuff was above board, tho’.
Maybe he’s the one that was inviting Cawthorne to all those orgies.
Lmao even Devin Nunes’ Cow got in on the trolling 😂
Guy running for VP: “JD Vance may have sex with couches, dolphins, and even more disturbing things the electorate will learn about soon enough, but JD Vance will be damned if JD Vance ever uses the devil’s pronouns.”
Something something burnt monkey testicles
i may have to eat my own words…
Man, a lot of us are eating our words from the days before Biden dropped out. I chopped mine up into a salad, it was alright.
You and I. What nobody was expecting is that Trump picked such a bad VP that it would ruin his race this bad.
Unfortunately I don’t think Donalds need to always be correct will override his desire to be a dictator and stay out of jail.
If Vance is still VP by election day then I’ll be a monkeys uncle. I don’t actually know what that saying is supposed to mean, but if I’m wrong then at least I get to be an uncle to a monkey and that’s kinda cool, right?
It was originally used by creationists to mock Darwin, and from there slowly entered the lexicon as an expression of disbelief.
It was originally used by creationists to mock Darwin
…and end up mocking themselves, in typical Dunning-Kruger fashion…
Thanks for sharing that! It actually makes a lot of sense.
I’ve never been this thrilled to be wrong before.
I want em to be roasted but it’s a bit lame to see weirdness alone being condemned.
I agree that being weird isn’t a bad thing, but to someone with a complex like “Couch Fucker
JDKY Jelly Vance” calling him weird is like poison. I’d like to think most of us that have weird tendencies or are socially nontypical can see the difference between weird and weird. Vance is weird.
Fuck Chris Cuomo in this clip, dudes reaction to a simple thing of Harris stating her pronouns are she/her at a town hall responds by saying “Mine too”
What a piece of shit. But hey, at least we know how to refer to Chris now, she’s “so brave.”
Cuomo could seamlessly and easily slot-in for his pal Hannity
The “No weird, no weird, you’re the weird” defense isn’t going to work this time.
JD Vance may be the absolute best running mate Trump could have chosen.
I Applaud Trump’s courage on this decision!/s
I think we are going to have to swap out the famous phrase “keep fucking that chicken” with “keep fucking that couch”, at least when it comes to JD.
Ernie Anastos… That’s an 81 year old I’d vote for.
Good. He should be.
