They will start offering fossil fuel giants “protest insurance” with varying degrees of protection from preventative bot posts trying to shut down online movements to private police forces to protect properties from protests.
You’re in for a promotion to a Sr. FireRetardant an increase of base pay of 15% and a bonus 20%. If you keep trying this hard, next up we might give you some stock options too!
They will start offering fossil fuel giants “protest insurance” with varying degrees of protection from preventative bot posts trying to shut down online movements to private police forces to protect properties from protests.
You’re in for a promotion to a Sr. FireRetardant an increase of base pay of 15% and a bonus 20%. If you keep trying this hard, next up we might give you some stock options too!