• bionicjoey
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    7 months ago

    As Paul Simon said, there must be 50 ways to leave your lover. Pretty sure none of them are murder

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      7 months ago

      There’s only five ways discussed in the song. Maybe the other 45 are various forms of murder.

      You just need a few pills, Jill
      Couple o’ stabs, Babs
      You can run over with a car, Jafar
      Just get yourself free