Johnny Bartlet - the Frighteners (1996)
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Personally, my asshole is much lower and I prefer it my way.
Did you accidentally cough while your neck was slightly turned after 30? That’ll do it.
no i inhaled wrong
Then when you least expect, the underlying superstructure decides to give out because fuck you and now you have severe back pain from your spine that no amount of movement, exercise or pain killer can relief except for drugs that completely shut down your sense of self.
I’ve never had this kind of back pain before but I had a construction friend of mine who fell and hurt his back. It didn’t kill him but it left him with a messed up spine for years … to the point of debilitating pain … that led him to taking over the counter drugs … that led him to taking illegal drugs … to the point of overdosing on drugs.
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I don’t know why you feel the need to turn the truth in to a joke. /s
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Bodies aren’t toys? NOW YOU TELL ME? Absolutely unbelievable.
LOL the random caster wheel and the Stanley tape measure…Edit: oops that’s not a tape measure
How do you fix “absolute fuckwaffle”? Asking for a friend.
Don’t sit like this 🦐
no
haha it has no-no words
sorry let me clean it up for you it’s “an absolute fuckshitballs”
Try holding a 5lb weight over your head, I have the same pain you do and that’s the only thing that gives me temp relief
but for the love of burt reynolds wear a helmet if you like to drop things
Do you have a video showing the exercise? There’s many weighs (lol) to hold a weight over your head, I imagine
Sorry for the late reply, think of a snow angel kind of motion, but with a 5 pound weight in your hands
Gotcha
Where to punch your enemies according to your naming of them :
i am jacks long back extensor
I slept weird and my left hand’s pinky has been randomly going numb all day. It’s kinda freaking me out. Knowing nerves and muscles, tho, it’s probably one of these bastards.
I had an absolute fuck waffle for ages, nobody told me about frozen shoulder. Although I didn’t go to an actual doctor, so
Acupuncture needles work great
Wait, what’s the one labeled “jackass” and how do you make it not give you agony? I will pay you an upvote if you tell me.
Try using your head as a counterweight to stretch out that muscle. So if it hurts on the right, slowly let your head hang to the left side until you feel it pulling on that spot. Hold the stretch for 30-60 seconds.
