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It’s woke because it’s making the “straight” guys confused
Someone didn’t want to feel their feelings.
It “woke” something up inside of them
100% this is the film industry.
The reason for all the marvel capes is to hide man ass because the director :
1: is scared of homosexuals enjoying the film 2: denies women have sexual desires 3: is scared of his own homosexual desires
No, capes are because superheroes have their origin in comics, and on the static artwork of a comic, capes made it much easier to show action than regular clothing.
They had the option to remove capes. until you run simulations as is and the cape floats up too high to show man ass. Director gets uncomfortably mad at that.at least as far as dc is concerned.
You mean the Marvel films that managed to put a gratuitous topless buff bloke shot in most of them?
Something I learned from fragile dudes: Looking at top nekkid men is not gay. It’s “checking out their routine“ and totally not a gay subconscious.
Except americas ass
Lmaoooo
Nothin’ at all…
Nothin’ at all…
NOTHIN’ AT ALL!
They turned him into just Tarion
Mhhm, someone got undesired feelings when looking at Astarions ass and made a mod to remove the problem.
The length men will go to to not learn anything about themselves is impressive.This mod is a quintessential example of this meme
That ass really had someone CONFUSED
Im super straight. Whoever makes me hard is a woman.
Okay but the butt-hugging going on in the left image doesn’t make much sense given the fabric. Left butt should just have that connecting middle part added. No need to make it smaller.
They took his chaps away.
How will he ride horses now?
Well I guess with that little butt he has to start walking to build it back up anyway
it’s a fetish at that point and you cannot convince me otherwise.
Dude spent his freetime styling an ass to his prefered shape. I think we’re kinkshaming him.
There is no such thing as a human that can look at those two asses and think #2 is better
Tbf unless they have Lululemon the second one looks more like an ass in pants
The first has a wedgie
The same people who cry when someone makes a game where the woman don’t all have large breasts
This videogame character is making me have gay thoughts again!
Vampire twink ass got him feeling weird.
As a straight male I can honestly say that while the default is aesthetically pleasing, pants just don’t wear that way unless you’re very friendly with your tailor.
Which is perfectly in keeping with Asterion’s character.
Gale: That tailor violated me. He was measuring my inseam and then there was definite… cuppage…
Astarion: That’s how they do pants!!! First they go up one side, they move it over. Then they go up the other side they move it back. Then then they go up the rear. Right, Wyll?
Wyll: Yes, yes it is… in PRISON!!
Karlach: pretending not to listen, grinning
Just today I was leaving the grocery store parking lot and saw some guy with a solid upper body load groceries into a lifted truck with a Trump sticker and the whole time I was worried about the poor guys tiny legs snapping.
Never skip leg day, folks.
This is for the men who don’t wipe after using the toilet because that’s gay
What even is the point of wiping ? You’re just gonna be shitting again soon anyway.
Yeah what’s the point of even leaving the bathroom or standing up. Just stay there on that toilet. You’re just gonna use it again.
Nah you get homorrhoids that way
This is the comment that got me off the toilet.
You know this from experience hey?
I appreciate the wisdom you shared
IDK, but not smelling like shit and not itching there worth it.
Or maybe they do wipe, but then they need to write an apology letter to mother because of how it made them feel.
If wiping your ass gives you those kinds of feelings then that’s not a gay nor straight thing, you’ve got a whole different thing going on, unless you’re using a bidet, then those feelings are perfectly normal.
God bless a quality bidet. The only true mark of civilization.
