Sorry miss but the only perfect pussy is Ms. Whiskers the 3 year old striped orange cat that sleeps in the attic and sometimes steals my salmon from the smoker. Yours is also very fetching but bears no comparison.

Just in the mood to tearfully sob about my life into them rn.

I wouldn’t mind getting in that bed

Exactly. When I “used to” pirate games (dear me! I would never dare break those little laws now) it was originally because I was way too broke to pay for them. When I had more pay I later bought nearly everything I had pirated and actually played on gog or steam. Since then it’s just easier to use steam or GOG than to pirate and scan and install and mess with my firewall and install the crack and diagnose wtf I messed up. Since then I only ever pirated games I’d never ever buy. If you count every game I pirated (sometimes up to three times based on if there were issues, virus scanner pings, lost the file and reinstalled on another drive, etc…) as a lost sale I’ve potentially caused up to 10k or more in losses over the hundreds of games I’ve illicitly downloaded. Most of which, again, I downloaded with a bank balance that hovered near 0$.

So close. My dream has always been “banana bred with a coconut” but that looks really good too.

Leaves too much to the imagination

We’re already slaves to capitalism.

42069?

That has got to feel bad after you get out and it dries. I hate getting milk hair.

Can confirm. Have two cats.

I am a pirate!

Thanks forgot. Edited.

Clever but it was “Hot dogs in my head”

Nobody is saying anything about that completely cursed gif??

The kind where I’m crying again about that time I was fired because I spilled guava juice all over very assay equipment and being quietly comforted while a confused but kindly person is lightly bouncing on the hog wishing to be anywhere else.

Tldr switch wins on most counts. Mostly due to bespoke effort to make it run better. Also docked. Go for a deck anyway.

I think it’s spelled panera bread

Aye, I could do that.

I’d eat it. I don’t mind leftovers and I hate waste.

Never get a tattoo of a meme unless you’re really really really sure.