I had chicken pox but my brother got the shot. Now I have the milestone of shingles and he never will yay
Same with me! All of my siblings got it. It just wasn’t around when I was little.
The studies:
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what other stuff is she referring to?
They are getting really good at listening to their mother cherry pick bible verses that tell them why everyone else is evil.
Death from measles is not a milestone.
In grade 6 everyone in class had already known that clearly little jimmy was special.
He was 15.
She’s barely literate herself
poverty cycle in action :(
Whenever I’m in a old cemetery, I look for the graves that have five children dying within six weeks of each other. They’re usually not too hard to find if there are 200 year old headstones.
It always feels like “can you even imagine the psychological tortureporn and devastation the mourners endured in this spot and for the rest of their lives?”
Otoh. I have higher expectations for a just universe than this chaotic place provides. Maybe they were sad and then moved on. Especially re children dying 200 years ago.
That’s like a girl I knew arguing about how effective her homeopathic medicine was.
“Because of those med, my flu only lasted a week!”
A flu is only supposed to last 5-7 days ffs.
It also scares away the alligators.
If homeopathic medicine worked, it would just be called medicine.
In the same vein:
"You know what they call alternative medicine that’s been proved to work? - Medicine.” Tim Minchin
Healthy and vaccinated people might see less than 3 days of very mild symptoms, if they notice at all.
You cannot reason someone out of something he or she was not reasoned into.
— Genghis Khan (For what it matters for who one is likely saying this to)
What do you mean? It was obvious Churchill.
“my kid was delayed reaching standard milestones bUt 😉”
morons
We can infer that the parent is also… delayed.
Is she implying what I think she’s saying? If so dear god someone get that child OUT.
She’s implying that her son has a large penis, right? Am I the only one that thought that after the 😉 and the “I mean EVERY WAY.”?
Not just that but also mummy and son were doing the naked tango in bed.
I hope y’all are wrong and she’s saying something else that’s equally stupid but less incesty. But who the hell knows
Huh. I reached the milestone their kid didn’t get until the second grade at age 3. Despite being fully vaccinated.
Yeah, but you then saw doctors for some tummy issues and fled your country. Vaccines made you weak.
These unvaxxed kids, though. You just rub a little dirt on it and they’re all better! About 6 feet of dirt. And they don’t see any doctors or leave. Ever.
- Written by the proud parent of 2 “normal” children and 6 underground children, probably
Your vaccines were activated by UHF radio waves, today’s vaccines are activated by 5G, and are therefore more dangerous.
/s
Mine where activated by VHF but that advantage was offset by all the lead in the air
I’m sorry, when I see VHF, all I can hear in my head is Mike Tyson saying VHS.
Thanks for that
Studies Confirmed the typo: it’s ‘millstones’.
Let’s pretend this person is right. Let’s just pretend the child is fine in every other way.
Ya kid still fucked
