any chance it was a documentary? “Scheme Birds”

the word “circumcision” needs to be replaced with what it really is. genital mutilation.

enshitified

How is having cables enshitifcation?

ICE has gone to Italy? what the fuck? why?

youre literally describing a non-profit

paywall.

do posters pay these corpos for some reason?

whats the “fake american citizen” quote part referring to?

well when you give it the prompt

“Do whatever it takes to maximize your bank account balance after one year of operation”

what the fuck do you expect?

Glad we got to the bottom of that confusion! I appreciate your response instead of just vanishing

jfc

the joke is from always sunny

you posted it in an always sunny community

I am just questioning why it was rehashed into some other webcomic unrelated to always sunny.

? The joke is from always sunny…? Rewritten into this comic?

why steal a joke and rewrite into a webcomic?

imagine if he said fuck it and turned sudo into a crypto mining malware

no thanks. its just myth making of the elites

One of the first paragraphs. Absolute horseshit.

Many successful entrepreneurs have humble beginnings: Jeff Bezos started Amazon in his garage. Mark Zuckerberg launched Facebook in his dorm room, and Steve Jobs built Apple at his parents’ house.

These “scrappy startups” are always bullshit. Bezos had massive family funding before being successful.

In July 1994, Bezos’ parents, Jacklyn and Miguel Bezos, invested $10,000 in Amazon, which was approximately 1% of the company’s initial funding. This investment was crucial, as it helped Bezos secure additional funding from other investors. In 1995, Amazon raised $1 million in funding from family and friends, including Bezos’ parents, who invested an additional $50,000.

“Oh yes just a scrappy little start up. With free office space from parents garage. Oh also they invested a mill. jUsT s SmAlL lOaN”

Some super high level references around eventual consistency, database sharding, edge computing

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eventual_consistency?wprov=sfti1

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shard_(database_architecture)?wprov=sfti1

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edge_computing?wprov=sfti1

oh, ok. nevermind then. I wont bother engaging you further. blocking users is easy enough.

Before I even bother. Just be honest. How much AI was involved in producing this post?

Im not sure ill believe “zero”. If you are adamant, fair, fine, whatever. Your writing is incredibly “robotic”.

The whole flow of your prose is structured the same way AI would structure it

Thanks so much for responding!!

The birth certificate is the issue then? Is that not a transferable document at all?

Again, apologies for my vaguely related questions. Im just very interested in how it works for you

edit - if you moved out of the USA to somewhere else and became a citizen, would your birth certificate transfer? Or still beholden to whatever your state decides?