What is a foster fail?

I’m reluctant to blame anything besides increased awareness for any increase in diagnosis.

I didn’t discover that I had it until I was almost 40, and I’m sure many others my age STILL don’t realize that they have it.

I have no idea, but they sure made it sound like fun!

We got a hotel room with a hot tub. We’ll go out for dinner, pick up some drinks, smoke some weed, and soak in the tub.

It’s too general of a question, with no single answer.

I’m sure some have had great experiences, others have had REALLY bad ones. Depends more on the people, what they do and how they do it than whether or not she is married.

I can always tell when it’s about 0 because I can feel a frosty tingle when I breathe in through my nose.

Hard to describe, but I’m sure you know what I mean.

Twice in the past few years someone has gotten into my car and emptied my loose change container. Thankfully they didn’t mess with anything else. I just told myself they must need it more than I do.

A parasitic fungus that infects the brains of people and controls them to help propagate itself.

This is actually a really good one.

Check out local dealer’s websites they often try to compete to keep their Internet listings lower than the “other guys”.

Trust me, in 6 months your tune will change when they make you submit that form again to prove that you’re still broke. It’s such a tedious process that often gets fucked up by the office after you turn it in, you’ll feel like you deserve even MORE than they’ll give you.

Being that cute should be illegal.

I always just hang on to them in case somebody breaks or loses theirs.

By the way, I’m all out of old phones and my son’s is busted, so if you don’t know anyone who could use it…

What did you call me?!?

I have two handwritings. The sloppy jot it down, and the somebody has to read this.

Slow down and “draw” your letters. It doesn’t have to be perfect, but take your time and it will improve.

What magazine is this from? Sounds like it’s out of a Hustler or something.

I can’t describe it, but I know EXACTLY what you mean.

Whelp, guess I’ll die.

Really, your probably still getting plenty of information without all the stress.

Could be regional, but I hear it quite often.

There are some instances where it feels more correct to say US, but for everyday use I probably say America more.