“ICE Agents Appear Concerned by Handcuffed man Laying Prone”

Wow, finally doxxed yourself as The Blue Raja

Why not? Genuinely asking. I thought I remembered wake turbulence being able to cause engine stall or complete shutoff, but I only see that anecdotally, not on the FAA’s website.

I also thought I’d remembered it being able to cause stalls, but I’m mostly only reading about it causing planes to roll on the FAA’s website.

I know that anarchism revolves around dismembering institutions, but that’s a perfectly good chair!

That’s when we’ll learn the difference between “an angry mob” and “peacefully protesting patriots”

Anarchist: steals the throne and adds it as just another seat around the table where everyone’s voices matter

Did he make enough for the entire class? Where’s mine???

Wake turbulence?

Oops… Holiday!!!

Who’s worried about them being in warzones. Loyalists get to shoot unarmed domestic civilians.

Third time’s the charm? Maybe that’s when he’ll have a stroke mid-trial and become locked in his own body?

During the plandemic, my once-proud Texas school district shut down athletics, thus RUINING countless children’s opportunities to get TBIs. Even worse, they used the money to feed every student in every school FOR FREE AND SET UP FUCKING FAMILY FOOD PANTRIES!!! These goddamn fascists went TOO FAR and even brainwashed me into volunteering!

Valedictorian? More like valedictator!!!1!ONE!1

(In case y’all don’t know @[email protected], if he’s got a genuinely bad take, it’s 98% safe to assume the “/s” is implied)

And so then, instead of dealing with their emotions directly, they send each other cryptic messages by beating up the same classmates.

Judge at court again in a few days: Mmmkayyyy. So, moving to summary judgment…

Ow! My subjugation!

And the whooping is supposed to make me… stop?

The nails… They tickle… The itch is deeper, towards the bone… USE YOUR TEETH.

It’s the hair growing in

I was implying ejection when I wrote “throw out” to make this exactly a poorly-described rocket, but I can see where my humor fell flat on its face.

When I learned as a child that rockets accelerate by ejecting mass, I used to chuckle at the idea of a rocket with a high-value payload, but not enough fuel to maneuver towards Earth, so it launches hardware like seats and beds, bleeds oxygen, and then boots the astronauts.

It’s great for making fideo! I don’t use it to make fideo, but it’s great if you do!