Are you saying there is a way to escape my student loa*s forever?

PNG PNG files are harder to read when served as WebP.

cd ~/znuts

people voted for this

Fewer than 1 in 4 American adults voted for this

Yes, that is exactly the kind of person we must force parenthood onto! Thank you for trying to make society better. God bless.

You answered my wildly rambling question—thank you!

Does

alternate nostril breathing

mean holding lefty closed with your finger for a few minutes then righty, or does it mean back and forth… surely you can’t do this without manual intervention, right?

Moderately hilarious. Where in Massachusetts?

Were you that driver??

A friend of mine is like “our exit is in 10 miles, so you should probably move over all 5 lanes right now”

WHATCHU LOOKIN AT MY GUT FER?

WHAT? YOU LOOKIN AT MY GUT FUR??

. . __ . … _  __ _ … .

NOT OK

You’re gonna be super disappointed when you find out what state it’s in

Let’s everyone thank chat for yeeting this advice to us

There are some post-election walk-around-the-neighborhood days I still look back on with great joy.

ikr? Imagine!

—your wise friend

Mrw the dropsy

Can someone pdf it tho first? I need pdf.

Holy moly as an armchair linguist how the heck did I never see count and county being related 🙃🙈

I want 6 fingers per hand if I have to wake up and deal with that₁₂ kinda bullshit