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Victim blaming!
Like most things, this is Britain’s fault.
No, an imperial ton is 1016kg. America made up this all on their own
And Reagan, don’t forget Reagan scrapping plans to officially switch to metric!
I bet Reagan made “soccer”, the British slang for association football, popular among Americans in his youth.
A tonne is 1000kg, any other measurement sounding like it is mental illness
The British spelling also looks a bit mental to be honest. But I’m sure it’s France’s fault.
Isn’t that just a megagram?
I think that’s a Decepticon.
Your thinking of Megatron, a megagramme is an x-ray photograph of breast tissue, in order to screen for breast cancer.
You’re thinking of a mammogram , a maritime is a long-distance running event over a distance of about 42km.
Yes
We’re talking about a ton, not a tönnnèê
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Good thing they gave the easy method below of multiplying by 907.2
1 American short kilobyte = 0.9766 kilobytes
Also known as the drive makers kilobyte.
I assume this is meant as a joke, but my pedantic ass can’t let it slide. 0.9766 kilobytes, or 976.6 bytes doesn’t make much sense unless we are assuming a rounding error because that would require a fraction of a bit which is indivisible.
I’m assuming you were comparing kilobytes (KB) to kibibytes (KiB). A kilobyte is decimal based, so it is 1000 bytes. A kibibyte, which is binary based, is 2^10 bytes, i.e. 1024 bytes. And so a kilobyte is ~0.9766 kibibytes.
You wouldn’t believe how much RahKB/s this modem gets
We only use tons in America when we are weighing ourselves for new swimsuits.
Also for food portion sizes
You want long tons which are 1.016 ton.
no, we want metric tons - or tonnes
a long ton is also not 1000kg; it’s 2240lb… a metric ton is 2204.6lb
Metric is just as bad. 2200 lbs. Why couldnt they make it 1000 of someting /s
Bro they don’t teach that in Meth class
No no. That’s 907 and 46/249ths
Makes perfect sense once you learn that a hundredweight is 112 pounds.
Anime name?
Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders, I think
That’s the end of Battle Tendency
Ah right, you’re right
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Man i never read all this at once. is the dude Navy or Marines??? i’d reflect how sad of a condition a human must be in to have the weight of all that death on their hands and still need to abide by trite social customs, but also it’s probably just written by some fat guy who never left his parent’s house
It was likely written by a bored 4channer to annoy other bored 4channers.
Considering they misspelled “guerrilla,” yeah, they’re joking.
