Laugh at everyone who mocked me for carrying a SAK around.
Except that’s the bottle opener…
Demand a shrubbery.
I’m here, I’m here.
Ask her if the maille is butted or riveted
CALL THE LOCKSMITH!!!
We going to Medieval Times!
I would think there’s a fair chance she might be interested in hearing all about my 18th level Paladin!
Gosh, is it warm in here?
As a longbow user, that armor isn’t going to be much good
keep my lance hid until the joust begins
You don’t need to put a ring on it…
… unless she was going to expand on the chain mail coif; then you’ll need lots of rings.
Expect an inquisition into ur bedroom.
Take her to paladinner and a movie?
(Sorry.)
Smile and lube up
I would let her pull my sword for sure
beg her to marry me
Immediately go buy a can opener?
What’s a can opener? Kind of NSFW - like not really, but if someone walks in on you watching you’ll have some explaining to do.
