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CDRMITTENS@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 months ago

I’d like to see China copy this ❤️💪🇺🇸🦅

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I’d like to see China copy this ❤️💪🇺🇸🦅

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CDRMITTENS@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 months ago
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r*ddit

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  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    8 months ago

    The most Non-credible defense post yet.

    • Empricorn@feddit.nl
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      8 months ago

      We finalize got one!

  • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
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    I’m sure the PLA has teams of Tibetan mystics working around the clock on this.

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      The Tibetan mystics know they will be reincarnated against the law of the CCP so even though they’ve come up with dozens of functional magical spells they are lying about them and not sharing them with the pla.

    • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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      You mean Chinese mystics.

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    given that we don’t see any of the ancient navajo any more, that magic either doesn’t work at all or it works splendidly.

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    It’s the manual. It’s written in a language that only 17 people in the world can read, and they all live in a poor reservation in the glorious US.

    • Possibly linux@lemmy.zip
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      Removed by mod

  • _____@lemm.ee
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    8 months ago

    and so wh40K lore begins

  • taladar@sh.itjust.works
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    Funny to see this post just after watching a video on Tactical Breach Wizards.

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    Jokes on us, China is working on necromancy to resurrect US Cavalry troops to stop them.

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    They saved our asses in WW2 and have returned again to reinvent stealth technology

    • Possibly linux@lemmy.zip
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      • nuke@sh.itjust.worksM
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        I’m not sure why you thought bringing that up was in any way relevant here

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    “Deploy the Skinwalker unit.”

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    Yup. Khaby Lame does life hacks, wizards do life cheats. Know the difference.

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    This might be a way to get reparations to indigenous people. God knows the military spends money on dumber shit (dowsing rods).

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    Fun fact: the endonym for the Navajo people is Diné.

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    Why would china want to spend $300B on a stealth bomber than no one in the world needs?

    • nuke@sh.itjust.worksM
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      I need it 🥵

      • No_Eponym
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        User name checks out

    • JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works
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      Apparently they do want it.

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xi'an_H-20

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