You’re out of your mind.

Uh, how can you care about facts when I mention DEAD CHILDREN!? ^^/s

Lizard-man: “The facts are…” proceeds to spout inflammatory speculation based on emotions

As someone who’s in Aurora a fair bit, I doubt you need me to tell you, but the right-wing stories are bullshit:

https://www.npr.org/2024/09/06/nx-s1-5100765/aurora-police-chief-says-theres-no-evidence-that-venezuelan-gang-took-over-apartment

Why even have a JD Vance if he’s broken and fucked couches?

What about Progressive Peoples?

Like many, we got one going way too fast. But what got me was a rock that shifted underneath it while I was spinning on my back holding on to the middle with my feet. Clocked me in the back of the head, felt like a bullet. I was alright, but it could have been much worse…

You know those people who proudly say they “tell it like it is”, but really just want to tell offensive jokes punching down at minorities? Bet they love her…

I don’t have any minor burns or cuts. ☹️ Should I get into a knife fight?

Her Patreon scroll lasts so long, lol.

Well, that’s gonna fuck with my recommendations…

Tier list of who I would prefer to be in a room with:

1. Linda Ronstadt’s cat
2. Any cat
3. Any dog
4. Single, straight women my own age
5. Linda Ronstadt
6. Dudes my own age
7. Older women
8. Older dudes
9. The bear
10. Most Republicans
11. JD Vance
12. Donald Trump

That was more brutal than I was expecting! Completely factual, though…

Is that why people are bored there and leave early?

I once yawned in the face of our family dog and right at that moment, they attempted to lick my face and instead got their tongue inside my mouth. 0/10 Do not want to eat pets.

Let’s be honest: the solution is always googly eyes.

Do you… actually think this solves anything? Like, at all? It’s short-sighted, pointless, and genuinely selfish. “I don’t like looking at the unhoused, so they need to go… elsewhere.”

Housing is becoming unaffordable for the middle class, what are these people supposed to do!? We as a society have abandoned them, and it’s now costing more money to harass and bully them, and to get them some semblance of health care and remove their bodies when they die out in the streets than it would to house them. Look it up! We have enough housing for everyone, but investments in homes and AirBNB and time shares and tourist rentals and property management companies have to continue making rich assholes more money every year…

The moment living on the streets is a choice for all the unhoused in this country is when I will join with you to regulate where they choose to slum it and not a second before.

So talented. So hot. So not voting for Trump.

Yes, correct me again, daddy… Punish me!!!