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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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This is what freedom is about

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world
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    I thought they were bagels with an entire block of cream cheese at first.

    • GreatRam@lemmy.world
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      Pretty much New York bagels

      • SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip
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        That’s literally what I thought the caption was gonna be about when I saw the pic

      • remer@lemmy.worldBanned
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        🤤

    • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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      deleted by creator

  • GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee
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    Why is this in funny? It should be in [email protected] or something.

    • BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      Rather:

      [email protected]

      • GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee
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        11 months ago

        That works, lol.

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    Now deep fry that whole jawn and we’re talkin’

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      'Murican spotted

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    • Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      You can’t be out here frying them jawns with any old batter either. It needs to be either cake or cornbread batter.

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    • dditty@lemm.ee
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      And put it on a stick

  • Dabundis@lemmy.world
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    This image made my teeth hurt

    • shastaxc@lemm.ee
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      If sugar makes your teeth hurt you should see a dentist

      • Dabundis@lemmy.world
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        It’s the cold that makes my teeth hurt

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    Try this-

    Get 2 Eggo (or similar) waffles and toast them

    Quickly spread some softened ice cream on them and make a sandwich

    Enjoy

    • UltraHamster64@lemmy.world
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      Saving this

      • ramenshaman@lemmy.world
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        Blueberry Eggos and vanilla ice cream was one of my favorite combos

        Edit: also homestyle buttermilk waffles with pumpkin ice cream

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    What’s the term for “cankles”, but for the wrists?

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      forearm+wrist = …forist ? fist ??

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        forearm + hand = fand? … harm?

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        • Pulptastic@midwest.social
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          Fand it is.

        • rustyj@lemmy.world
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          Foreharmed?

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            consider yourself foreharmed

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    But warm donut would make the ice cream melt

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      But there’s about a 10 second window where it will be one of the best things you ever put in your mouth.

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        I was told the same…

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      i make bread with chestnut honey, and serve it toasted with ice cream as an ice cream sandwich. it’s god tier.

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    This is what obesity* is about

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      You can occasionally enjoy things like this and not be obese

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        Look at the amount of fuckin ham that’s gripping those doughnuts like their arteries are seizing up already

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        Nobody “occasionally” eats shit like this. If you eat healthy you will be disgusted at the sight of this.

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          lmfao, I eat very healthily, I work out every other day pretty damn hard. And I would chow the fuck down on this thing. I LOVE food, it is the sole reason I spend most the time eating healthy and working out, so that I can indulge on wild shit like this and not feel bad about it.

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        I don’t know that one is capable of even seriously entertaining doing this, much less actually doing it, unless there’s an eating disorder brewing, at least, lol

        • petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Eating a donut? Or eating the ice cream?

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    My teeth hurt if i look at this.

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    Definitely missing the deep fry step.

    Also why is this posted here…

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      I mean, deep-fried ice cream is a thing. I don’t see why you couldn’t incorporate a donut component as well.

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    Holy diabeetus. I can feel my pancreas failing just looking at this image.

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    It’s not as good as Italian gelato served in a sweet brioche bun, but it’ll have to do

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      • eatthecake@lemmy.world
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        I want brioche donuts soooo much

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    If I wasn’t diabetic and I saw this at a fair or carnival, I’d be sorely tempted to try it.

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      If I wasn’t diabetic and I saw this at a fair or carnival, I’d be sorely tempted to try it.

      thus explaining the source of the diabetes

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        It didn’t help that I have several risk factors, but yeah eating this sort of thing all the time in my youth wasn’t a smart decision.

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      Same. I’d get one for my gf and steal a bite tho

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    Is this an android ad?

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      Am I missing something? This seems pretty phone-agnostic to me.

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        Prior to version 10, Android releases were given names that were various sweets/desserts. Examples included Ice Cream Sandwich, Nougat, and Oreo.

        I think OP is joking that Warm Glazed Donut Ice Cream Sandwich could be an Android version name.

        More info: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Android_version_history

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          Explained it very well, thank you. Couldn’t have done it better :)

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        Ice cream sandwich was the name for an android version.

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    Y’all mean “Diabetes Icecream Sandwiches”, right?

    : P

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      We’re looking at like 800 calories each here, easy.

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        Them’s rookie numbers. Let’s deep-fry this bad boy, coat it in powdered sugar and dip it in chocolate sauce!

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