I love how the first page is a paradox.

Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

Chicaga!

I ❤️ hill sprints.

Wow. I’ve seen that movie 300+ times and never realized that was Lee.

Vertical platforms also suck.

My 100yo house has many. I have come to think of them as quaint.

Boycott July and August

You’re almost there. Turn the first one on for a while. Then then it off and turn the second one on and run to the room. There are theee possible scenarios. If the bulb is on, switch 2 controls it. If the bulb is hot but off switch 1 controls it. If the bulb is cold and off, switch 3 controls it.

Duotony?

Won’t somebody think of the tech moguls?

It is presumptuous to assume that my life is important enough to need documentation.

F

She’s a pirate!

Or iso or MEK. I guess you need the Pepsi solvent dispenser for those.

Mascgirls?

I wrote a Monte Carlo simulation of an electron microscope lens given an input file with the number, arrangement, and power of lens elements. It would then calculate focal length, aberration coefficients, and display a graphic representation of the range of beam paths.

I used it for a time.

2 is the best of the trilogy. 1 was just OK and 3 had its moments but failed to capture the spirit of 1 and 2.

“Death by exile” was pretty funny though.