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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

Don’t you DARE come home with the artificial variety!

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Don’t you DARE come home with the artificial variety!

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months ago
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    • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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      One of them is filled with a dye that turns mice transparent, and other other is crab juice.

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        TIL mountain dew is flavored with Doritos dust.

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          Pepsi Co seems to really love Yellow #5, they spread it far and wide.

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    Now I can finally make my own Clamato!

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    I use it in a family recipe–clam sauce. Widely hailed as some of the best food any of my friends have ever had. It genuinely is outstanding, so don’t sleep on this stuff.

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      I just hope you use the natural variety.

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      It also goes well in a Bloody Mary according to my Canadian ex

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        We call them ceasers

        We typically buy the clam juice premixed with tomato juice, Clamato juice.

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    Man I’m sure there is some culture I could have been raised in that would have resulted in me finding that appealing and all…. But I would probably vomit if I drank any of that.

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      It’s a useful ingredient for things like clam chowder. I don’t think anyone is suggesting to drink it straight like apple juice.

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        I am. And please take a video.

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        In my college’s drama club parties, it was tradition that one of the officers of the club would drink a bottle. They would make up a different reason each time they did it as to how the tradition started.

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      A splash of clam juice adds umami to a recipe and you don’t taste the clam. It’s in the same culinary category as fish sauce, but less potent.

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      Have you ever had a Caeser? . It’s better than you think

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      More of an artificial clam juice fan, are you?

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      It’s for pastas, soups, and alcoholic beverages

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    Also all natural

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      How do you even juice an onion?

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        Puree and strain, i guess?

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        With your eyes closed, I suppose.

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        Very carefully.

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        Squeeze it really hard

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      🥵🥵🥵

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    Good ingredient in a clam chowder 🤤

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    What is in synthetic clam juice?

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      You don’t want to know.

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      Mussels

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    Big Clam has been suppressing synthetic clam juice research for years

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    I only drink vegan clam juice

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    Sorry I prefer supernatural clam juice

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      They stocked that for a while, but it kept summoning dark eldritch horrors in the frozen foods aisle.

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    artificial variety

    lol sounds like forced diversity. So the imitation stuff is woke!

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    🤢

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    I don’t get it?

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      Natural clam juice as opposed to the artificial variety.

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