NL playing the sisyphus game

Tracy rocking the 34 shirt, he knows the rules.

it has, because it’s illegal and puts people into contact with the legal market.

When you actually look at it, alcohol or coffee (depending on your interpretation of drug) are far bigger gateway drugs, alongside tobacco/nicotine/vapes.

I don’t understand why people misunderstand my comment. I don’t want shit from Localthunk, I thought including “and bugfixes” indicated that I saw and appriciated the post release effort they put in, and the “hookers and blow” was further cementing my statement as satire, as I’m pretty sure they aren’t taking shitloads of drugs and fucking prostitutes. The statement about “twos” also should indicate I understand the backstory of the development of balatro.

Although, this is a partial lie. I do want LT to implement a better joker viewer that lets us see the joker artwork bigger, and to include some kind of plot via flavortext or SOMETHING. If I had more time, I’d work on a mod for it, but I have my own personal projects that are 100% mine to take care of, and responsibilities I have to take care of too.

But if they don’t want to, meh. It’s not like I spend shitloads of time on the collection screen.

His point is that it’s not a drug that has to lead to other drugs

100% correct. Not sure why I’m getting downvoted, I was more joking about how they have it made, rather than begging for updates.

Incidentally, they’re the one making statements about updates coming in 2025, hence this joke. I even clarified with the edit, but 🤷‍♂️

Why are there no updates besides cosmetics and bugfixes?

Because LT is busy with the hookers and blow, and playing twos IRL with their buds.

EDIT : I’m not calling for fuckloads of random jokers to dilute the playing pool; if I wanted that I’d install the fucking cryptid mod

no you read that wrong, they want Lysergic acid diethylamide , not pounds, shillings and pence.

/u/[email protected] is a constant reminder of it.

here’s a vid all about it, in spanish : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjFR3XsIbvw

doesn’t matter in this context, both can be interpreted as the ninth month

testers

MF walking one way into getting a pile of teratomas

I really hope Jo Miran is an alias.

Maybe of the Buckee’s beaver?

Didn’t read, distracted by death note blonde goth model.

capitalism my ass

It’s the same shit as the kids saying “candy” instead of sweets in the UK, and getting british accents from Peppa Pig in the US.

The date stuff is super stupid though :

1. Fuck the US date scheme

2. You don’t need fucking day numbers for anything on your CV, except your DOB.

3. 7th Jan 2007 . You’re welcome, now it doesn’t really matter which order you put the DD/MM

My alarm used to be Chop Suey.

The hard part was converting then getting the cable to upload AMR files to my phone. Made me feel

IVF counts

how?

aww from the awkward grindr ping to meeting close friends

I need Explain Unix Surrealism

I need Explain Explain Unix Surrealism

EDIT : people seem to not get it, I mean this particular edtion, as in “Explain XKCD” explaining individual XKCD comics