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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Listen, libs...

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Listen, libs...

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • yesman@lemmy.world
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    And my adult children don’t speak to me.

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world
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      It’s because college made them leftist antifa of course.

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        Good.

        • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world
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          Cruising estranged narcissistic conservative parent Facebook tonight.

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            I love that they always manage to demonstrate poor reading comprehension so clearly, like the note about private property is clearly in the context of Marxist beliefs not an assumption the world will be Marxist.

            • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world
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              Well conservatives are not terribly good readers. That would require education.

          • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            I want to go to evil school

            • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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              Six years in Evil Medical School.

          • alexsup21@szmer.info
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            Apr 1, 2022

            I hope this was an April Fools joke…

            • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world
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              Nope she’s that crazy.

    • wjrii@lemmy.world
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      Dad?

      • Pyro@programming.dev
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        He said they DON’T speak to him

        • afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world
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          Dad?

          • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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            Dad? More like DADN’T.

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    Payin’ alimony to own the libs.

  • pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com
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    OMFG, yes!

    I remember a gaming associate crying about how his wife has custody of the kids and blamed it on liberalism. Like, dude, I’m pretty sure women being the default and preferred child raising parent is a traditional viewpoint.

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      A bullshit one at that. By far.

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        Yes but, it’s the more conservative practice.

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    Anyone else who was concerned: Sam Elliott’s wife didn’t leave him, and he’s still at least a democrat if not progressive.

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      (I was wondering if we were referring to the actual actor, a character that he played, or generic old white men who cosplay as if they work strenuous outdoor jobs).

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        I’ve usually seen this meme used as the generic old white guy cosplaying as a blue collar worker.

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      That’s nice to hear

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      deleted by creator

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    I’m a generally unpleasant person to be around.

    Checkmate liberals.

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      I never express 1 ounce of affection to my children.

      Checkmate, liberals.

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    My faithful dog truck died and I buried him with a beer alongside a dirt road that serves as a metaphor for nothing in particular.

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      He died

      of a bullet

      from my gun

      because he was weak

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    No pain no gain

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    Who is this guy and what’s the story?

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      That’s Sam Elliot, makng an appearance in The Big Lebowski. He’s a drunk cowboy at a bowling alley bar.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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        How would he get drunk off sarsaparilla?

        • Hadriscus@lemm.ee
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          Well, it is Sioux City sarsaparilla

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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            It’s a soft drink.

            • dudinax@programming.dev
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              They call him the Sody Pop Kid

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          TIL - Genuinely never seen it outside of Fallout New Vegas, and I always assumed it was some sort of tequila based beverage.

      • Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Thank you!

      • Snapz@lemmy.world
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        What the fuck you talking about, man?

        • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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          Okay, Dude. Have it your way.

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    random Ryan Gosling picture

    subtitle: I’m still thinking about her 13 years later and I haven’t been happy in 27 years straight

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    To OwN tHe LiBz!

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    This is a great opportunity to try men

  • ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    We just need a little more money, Arthur! Tahiti!

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      Trust the plan!!

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    WranglerStar, is that you?

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      Lmfao that’s a name I haven’t heard in a while!

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      No ascot. Couldn’t be.

    • Classy@sh.itjust.works
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      Nah that’s the guy from Dry Creek Wrangler School

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    I feel personally attacked

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    Did Sam elliot do a political ad for Joe Biden?

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