For a second there, I visualized The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Bible.

Did somebody input those “life in the year 2000” drawings from the good ole Queen Victoria days, plus “gators”, into the AI image generator?

Where’s the mullet, with Van Halen and Aerosmith and Skynyrd?

Isis Pale Ale.

It should be interesting to see what Sumerian beer was like, too, there’s a 5,000 year old ode to drinking beer on a hot late afternoon, as the cool ocean breeze begins to arrive.

If I understand what I’ve read recently, they’d already had beer since beyond memory, brewing beer was one of the great drivers of the adoption of agriculture, the oldest known jugs where beer might have been fermented predate ovens for baking bread by millennia, of course humanity must have been chasing the buzz for as long as it’s been able.

However, they did also make a rudimentary bread back then, spreading kneaded dough on flat rocks, leaving it to cook and harden by the sun’s rays.

EDIT: restoring a little bit of text that got deleted by mistake

Needs some Bruce Li and Bruce Lei to nudge it over the line.

Next step for republicans: permanent checkpoints at red state borders. “Are your papers in order? What’s in the trunk? What’s in the suitcase?..”

Next step for the mentally-lazy, smug bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL aMiRiTe types: passively let it happen, fondle their purity, distractedly yet lovingly sniff their fingers, early and often.

Should be called Artography.

no loitering

PANIEK

“…then all the reindeer loved him…”

The shallow hypocrisy manages to burst through what is supposed to be an uplifting song, or something.

Yeah, it evokes the same feeling that La Barceloneta does, the old beachside neighborhood in Barcelona.

Now that is one fancy horseless carriage he’s got there. Unmistakably regal.

Louisiana republicans. NOT Louisiana Democrats.
This happens because enough weak-brained and brainwashed idiots are either mAkE 'mUriCa GrAtE aGiN! or bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL aMiRiTe.

Their is the ciense

I can almost picture the academic analysis…
“The first character syllable can be read as kah or kuh, while the second character is read as unt, together they make the sound kawnt…”

Looks like one of the creatures in Francis Bacon’s tryptich “Three Studies For Figures At The Base Of A Crucifixion”.

Another way of putting the question:

What was the process of ancient Sumerian experimenting and realizing the potential of this new tool they had on their hands?

“Maybe I can use writing to do such-and-such thing…” and proceeded to do the first ever written snail-mail message, or the first medical or mathematical instructions/textbook, the first poem or essay, etc.

Rin Thule
or Rhin Tule
you decide

Ok, I knew a little about these guys - like reading about that person from the United States a few years ago who took it upon himself to spread the word of Jesus to these people… and promptly got killed - but even so, that text synopsis took me for a wet and wild ride that I wasn’t expecting. The more I find out about it, the stranger and stranger it all gets.

Pluteroptcracy