I was visiting from the states, but I was on my way to a Psychiatrist appointment to get an adderall prescription when I got hit. I just checked with her to see if I was concussed.

She said that I talked kinda funny, but it was just because I was an American.

Also, the safety glass lodged in my neck was just tiny shards and at superficial depths. The only real damage I took was a torn Dickies shirt, which is wild given the damage I did to the car. Does that mean I have an auto immune disorder?

I just straight up got hit crossing a crosswalk in Auckland, NZ. Did a full flip in the air, lost my glasses, and spider webbed most of the kid’s windshield with my head. I didn’t have to be angry. He took me back to his Mother’s to get me an ice pack, and she did all the work for me. I spent a few days picking shards of glass out of my neck, though.

Ironically, the previous week, another NZ kid rear-ended the car I had bought two hours prior, totalling it. That was the end of my car travel in New Zealand.

Technically slander, and no sane person would hear that case.

My God, not a single negative review at the time of writing this. Perhaps we should rethink office politics combatative hierarchical structures.

Well, this is the world we live in.

Nah, I think we’re included by virtue of overlapping Venn diagrams.

Good luck managing us.

Omae wa mou cinderu

Just don’t cast shit on a man that’s had enough of it from his work or society. Sometimes we just want to feel human.

Real Psychologists: “Brains are weird, yo.”

Oh don’t you go pure blood on me. I only know how the cochlea works.

I prefer the 440 hz sine wave hour.

How does Consort Radahn sound? Everyone else is dead. PM me if you want a summon, though! They’ve been difficult to find!

Try level capping at 80. Makes the DLC difficult. Also makes you summonable by me, which I could really use right now.

Do not go hollow into that good night. Do it here instead. It’s more entertaining.

Much like the sinking of the Lucitania or the events at the Alamo. Man, we said we’d never forget!

It’s cool. We’ll make it for you (and far more impeccably gorgeous than you would). Just give us the engine.

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How else will you get that gorgeous metallic flavor that portends your teeth falling out?

I’ll never get the vague vinegar stains out of my hand

Imagine getting fitted with body armor suited for a different body type and having to just deal with it when rounds are coming at you. Yeah, we need a new language to make sense of non-cis people in the military, but we shouldn’t sacrifice their lives because of it.

I bet you’re in the same boat. In the interim, we use the language necessary to keep us alive and respect everyone in our crew in the process. But yeah, guys calling girls “females” outside of that is weird and definitely a red card for dating. That should be the brunt of our attention.