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Stamets@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Who the hell signed off on that?

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Who the hell signed off on that?

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Stamets@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • ryan@the.coolest.zone
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    If I remember, and I could be wrong, the Samsung emoji there was actually 😬

    Which is still messed up because 😬 is supposed to be the “I just saw a guy commit a sexual perversion” emoji, not the “I just committed a sexual perversion” emoji.

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      Wait, I thought 😬 was when you committed a sexual perversion, but realized just afterward that your camera was on in the zoom meeting, and no one said anything?

    • NessD@lemmy.world
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      😬is sucking air through your teeth when you do/see something surprising or embarrassing.

  • funnystuff97@lemmy.world
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    It’s this emoji, if you’re curious about your own device: 😣

    • BradleyUffner@lemmy.world
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      Hmmm, I’m on Android and it doesn’t look like any of those.

      • GiantRobotTRex@lemmy.sdf.org
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        Because this post is really outdated. Google ditched the blob emojis back in 2017.

      • 0x2d@lemmy.ml
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        yeah I’m on android (pixel 7a, stock, updated to Android 14) and using Sync app it doesn’t show up like that for me

    • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee
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      What I see is much closer to Apple’s version.

      • chiliedogg@lemmy.world
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        Same here, and I’m using a Samsung.

    • HerbalGamer@lemm.ee
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      >.<

    • I_Miss_Daniel@kbin.social
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      Firefox on a Realme phone gives me the Apple variant.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Googles doesn’t look like it’s holding it in as much as it is pushing it out.

  • Joejoebinkz1@sh.itjust.works
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    Samsung has a clue

  • bob_wiley@lemmy.world
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    deleted by creator

  • Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Why would you hold in a fart? Better out than in.

    • PapaStevesy@midwest.social
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      You must be young, you’ll soon learn that farts cannot be trusted.

      • cheese_greater@lemmy.world
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        K that happened like once; let it go ( ;)

        • GoosLife@lemmy.world
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          Compiler error: Expected ) Found ; On line 1

          • cheese_greater@lemmy.world
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            What does this do, is it like just a debugging output?

            • HerbalGamer@lemm.ee
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              Well it sure is outputting something

          • threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works
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            Relevant xkcd

    • awnery@lemmy.world
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      go on a date, hold it in, hold it in, chat, chat, chat, finally excuse myself AND BLOW UP THE RESTROOM WITH MY VAPORS. basically, it’s a dating tip.

      • MeanEYE@lemmy.world
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        You never realize the amount gas your body produces until you are not allowed to pass it. Once you are in inappropriate situation you soon realize that making a blimp is not such a far fetched idea after all.

        • awnery@lemmy.world
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          it’s ok to make casual digressions into weird parts of swamp. we’re fucked if they notice we don’t use definite articles the same way

    • cheese_greater@lemmy.world
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      Shrek farts are simultaneously terrifying, mortifying, and for sure like a fetish or rule34 thing

      Edit: mudbath for anyone in this trying time? Only gently used

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      One day you’ll have a long elevator ride with the wrong person.

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    For the apple one imagine the eyebrows as eyes and the eyes as a nose

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  • cheese_greater@lemmy.world
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    I can’t unsee it 😭

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