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Dazharion@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Risa: Your Home Away from Spacedock@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 days ago

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Dazharion@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Risa: Your Home Away from Spacedock@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 days ago
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  • SaltSong@startrek.website
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    What part of “fully functional” are you not understanding?

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    Fully functional.

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      And anatomically correct.

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    Noonian Soong cared deeply about verisimilitude.

    • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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      Nipples are a fundamental part of the human experience.

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      Yet he couldn’t quite figure out the synthetic skin.

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    never forget that canonically Data must have a refillable cum tank, and it’s someone’s job to refill it.

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      Possibly, but Data can perform much of his own maintenance, can he not? Soong considered many aspects in his design — perhaps his ejaculatory system is designed with this in mind and is capable of refilling without additional tooling.

      Computer, delete that entire post.

      • djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Sure, but where is he getting the cum?

        can…can you replicate cum? I guess theoretically you should be able to? Now I’m imagining him saying “Computer, replicate a bucket of cum,” and swapping em out.

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          I don’t see why not. To the replicator it’s no different than a plate of steak and eggs. You could even make customizations: “Computer, one bucket of cum, extra thick. Add a hint of Barzan star fruit.”

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            Computer, end simulation.

            COMPUTER! END SIMULATION!

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            Computer: “Commander Riker, I cannot fulfill this request as Captain Picard has explicitly banned your replicator account from ordering this and related products. Your holodeck privileges have also been revoked”

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            “Computer… Yar supplement 25.”

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    “No matter how much I twiddle them I still can’t pick up Jazz FM”

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    Positronic debug, those with the belly button as ground, create a kinda uart.

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      Press and hold both for ten seconds to force a system reboot.

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    The space cold makes his nipples go pointy, so he can use them as telescopic antennae to transmit data back to Enterprise.

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      Data, in space do you smoke weed or Astro-turf?

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    SO HE CAn excrete bio-lubricants for his machine parts to an offspring who needs it.

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    How much do you want to bet Data could lactate in emergency situations.

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    Thermometers

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    They assist with detective work

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    You’ve got to recharge him somehow…

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    Hell I don’t even know why I have nipples…

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      For fun!

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        GET DOWN

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    Maybe Data doesn’t, but Brent Spiner does, so Spiner’s portrayal of Data was less than perfect (through no fault of his own).

    Like how Michael Dorn isn’t really a Klingon, he’s just a man who portrays one.

    Cue the lo-res Geordi LaForge version of the Drake meme.

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    Has? Or is Data like data wrt plural

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      Have is correct.

      “Why does John have an umbrella?”

      “Why does my dog have a wet nose?”

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