You’re right in that this is not how families should be. They should be people you care about and trust.

Your family does get a pass for being family; you maybe don’t share the same interests or lifestyle that would otherwise form a distance in childhood friends that eventually fizzles out, but with families this shouldn’t be the case.

But then sometimes your family members end up (or you discover) they are bad people. Yet even then you may stand with them as they sell drugs or rob people or even have killed people; they’re still family and what they’ve done can be understandable even if wrong.

Then there are Nazis and Nazi sympathizers, apologists, and supporters.

Families should stick together, but people also shouldn’t be Nazis. So here we are.

Don’t look up what some countries would consider “an illegally small prison cell”.

At first I was going to complain about the need for punctuation, but now I’m jiving on “Okay, girl-fuck, you stay upset.”

Now get a recording of a couple different gunshots and repeat the process. Problem solved!

"To the Police or whom it may concern,

By arresting or detaining me you hereby agree to the contract by which I can do anything I want. Any instance of your intent to prevent or punish me is heretofore subject to a $58,000,000,000 (fifty eight billion dollar) penalty."

Right fellas, it’s crime freedom time

Illuminati confirmed

They’re children. Trust me, they don’t need to be reminded to do this.

That’s exactly what a government funded shill would say!

WHY DID RALPH SEND YOU?

“But someday I might be rich, and people like me better watch their step!”

It’s part of the McFly Mandate of 1985.

Okay, but the AR computer screens near the beginning with the evolved future-text readout? From fucking 1974?

There was someone on that vfx team took Zardoz to a pinnacle of science fiction among the many b-movie valleys of that wild ride.

Imagine being so strung out you’re willing to trade sex for sex.

for teenagers to save for college

Makes sense. Average in-state tuition is about $16000 per year. At $7.25/hour, you only need to work 200 eight hour shifts every year to pay for tuition that year. Add that on to the 180 school days, it’s just 380 days a year.

Obviously, you also need to register yourself as a subcontractor via an LLC subsidiary of a foreign shell corporation to avoid paying taxes on that, and you live at home, so all your food is completely free, and everything is on the internet anyway, so you don’t need books for college, and your college which is obviously in your town is only a 98 minute light jog away from home.

Yeah, died of Sasquatch exposure

TIL the DC Universe is about 1/4 the size of our own.

“Some of the parts were missing”

You motherfuckers put the damn thing together in the first place!

"Rogers, who was granted the rights to bill several million more customers with no other options, is set to pay a hefty fine of $3 million.

Says Rogers CEO, ‘the new customers we acquired paid us that before breakfast today.’"

He calls them the “female species” because the can’t (won’t) successfully breed with his own.

You owe them a fucking apology

Propaganda for what? Super glue?