“If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy!”
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Hey, they’re both thick and white
If that’s the bar, we should be glad it was mayonnaise!
Phil_in_hereto News@lemmy.world•James Comey investigated over seashell photo claimed to be ‘threat’ against Trump5·8 days agoMollusks have been invading our country, illegally , and so too must be deported at great expense to El Salvador.
Phil_in_hereto World News@lemmy.world•New Zealand MPs who performed haka in parliament given unprecedented punishmentEnglish191·9 days agoRemoved by mod
They’re only political because one side insists somehow they are.
Left-handed rights aren’t political.
I think, to reiterate, pesky things like regulations limit how much wealth can be extracted from an investment.
That’s, like, the whole Conservative playbook. Deregulate to bring in investors; the people & environment in which we exist are not priorities.
Phil_in_heretowholesomememes@lemmy.world•Checking the crush to see how she reactsEnglish146·14 days agoIt’s “we all shipped them together”. That’s the part that makes no clear sense.
Does “them” refer to to bride, groom, or both as a couple? What’s a group of groomsmen ‘all shipping her/him/the couple together’ mean?! Is it an auto-correct for something else? Was she a mail-order bride they paid the shipping for? Did they all ship out in the military? Did they ship them off to somewhere like on a vacation? Or, eventually, did they cockney slang metaphorically put them in a package together?
There literal meaning of the word “shipped” really obscures the meaning for, what I assume, us non-tiktok folk haven’t pickup up in the recent months.
Phil_in_hereto News@lemmy.world•New York set to lower hiring age of prison guards to 18 amid correction officer shortage7·15 days agoLet the prisoners run the prison? Absolutely not.
Force the prisoners to fill the labour shortage? Well now you’re spreading their language.
Phil_in_hereto Canada•Carney tells Trump Canada is not for sale, president praises PM as a 'very good person'2·16 days ago“Thanks for your ‘leadership’.” The subtext is “your absolute jackassery united enough Canadians to stand against your Conservative supporters.”
I think Trudeau stepping down was a prerequisite, but the unprovoked trade war and threatening Canadian sovereignty really turned the tide (or rather, to be more supportive of the active role Carney is playing, allowed the tide to be turned).
Phil_in_hereto Canada•Carney tells Trump Canada is not for sale, president praises PM as a 'very good person'1·16 days agoIt’s no secret that Carney was elected in response to Trump
Not even. You can totally submerge the bacon in a pan full of water. As you say, the fat renders out and you then fry it in that fat when the water all boils off.
This is literally just boiling it and taking it out of the water like it’s fucking spaghetti or something.
Phil_in_hereto Canada•Albertans 'crushed' by Liberal election win rally to separate from Canada12·20 days agoThat’s a trip to El Salvadore with more steps
Phil_in_hereto News@lemmy.world•Footwear giants Nike, Adidas and others ask Trump for tariff exemption41·21 days agoAll sorts of businesses should get an exemption.
It’s a demonstrably fact that the materials needed for Nikes aren’t available in the United States.
Source: forced child labour is, at the time of this comment, still illegal domestically.
Phil_in_hereto politics @lemmy.world•Donald Trump calls for Democrats to be removed over impeachment moves72·22 days agoA møøse once bit my sister…
Phil_in_hereto Tan Eggs•Meet the Etruscan shrew - just 1.8 grams of pure speed and survival11·23 days agoOur mans living decades in those 2 years
Phil_in_hereto People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•It's really easy to take for granted since most of us have never known any different.3·24 days agoI think they can both be correct
Phil_in_hereto People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•It's really easy to take for granted since most of us have never known any different.66·24 days ago3 stars. I dislike that it killed my baby, but shipping was really fast!
Phil_in_hereto News@lemmy.world•‘American Betrayal!’ New Canadian PM Mark Carney Torches Trump in Victory Speech After Election Win5·24 days agoI fucking hate “it’s time for a change”.
Liberals are a 3 day old deli sandwich. And when Canadians say they want change the Conservatives show up telling you they’re warm, fresh, and all-natural. Somehow half the population fails to recognize its horse shit!
Our 2.1 party system is what needs to change, and we need to be increasingly vocal about how high a priority that needs to be.
Do the two seamstresses spend millions to leverage the government?