A really, really old Save icon.

Or just do the same as the dog walkers in my neighbourhood. Let your dog off the lead and stare at your phone so you can’t see it having a dump. Not your problem!

Brave of you to assume we’re any better educated.

Because racists like him.

At this rate you might get to see a couple.

But what if he’s the extrovert?

It’s not like they’ve even got much to learn and remember.

Gen X getting forgotten again.

They should have done more penetration testing.

Well you’ve got to really. The real story of robbing the poor to line the pockets of the rich doesn’t have the same ring to it.

Looks like an impressionist painting but someone’s added polar bears.

It’s all part of the plan innit.

And by bible you mean one of the many different versions from different denominations because none of them could agree what was correct. Or because the powers in charge at whatever period of time decided to create their own edited version to better control the population.

And he even said “Ewe complete me”.

Ffs Rhys.

I’ll take this a stage further and declare that fruit doesn’t go with anything.

Oh I dunno. That dog was 8400 years old when it was buried.

Find an official and see if I can get sent north to Canada.

What’s with the weird archway over the front of the driveway? Is it getting married?

The farmers around here apparently make artisanal bread, pheasant pasties and Greek olives.

What’s veg?