THEY MAKE THEM IN FACTORIES?!
My whole life has been a lie!
Just wait until you find out where peaches come from
Peaches come from a can!
They were put there by a man!
In a factory downtown.
And if I had my little way
You’d all be gay?
we’d eat each other’s peaches everyday
How do they get in said can?
They get put there by a man!
Are you sure it’s always a man?
It’s just one man. His name is Fred. He works 24/7/365.
This dude is the reason why nobody else can be romantic with potatoes. He steals all the hearts.
He’s a Phantom Thief!
Kali maa…
her partner’s feed
“Guys, I’ve been bringing buttatoes home to my girlfriend for a week and now I see this…”
It’s potato asses.
Would an upside-down butt, by any other name, taste as sweet?
It’s a nice potato, but…
I just think they’re neat.
I’ll put it with the Leader beans
Ah, the ol’ Potatoe factory. Or as I like to call it Ireland…
Scrotatoes
Then turns them upside down, tilts a liitle send it to his mates as 'tato boobs hehehe’
That’s an ass
This is the most Idaho thing I’ve ever seen.
You mean, your partner used to work in a potato factory . . . until you ratted him out for stealing company property.
