I do eat kraut from the jar

innovation

Haha, straight up, he could totally do Jimmy Page’s folkier stuff

That dude’s honestly pretty talented, I’m as impressed with his playing as his humor

Interesting that there isn’t any mention of lemmy. I hope that isn’t because we’d leave a bad first impression compared to the others 😬

Oof dang, that’s funny though. Oh well, can’t please everyone

Dear God…

From the way he bounces around swinging a sword on top of the mast of a ship swirling halfway down a maelstrom, I don’t doubt that Dave was able to manage it. And that’s ignoring his teleporting trick.

Oh that’s easy, woke is when uninspiring logo design

It’s honestly insane from a privacy perspective that the car can collect data that even the owner isn’t allowed to see. The fact that this is normal is exactly why I won’t buy a car made in the last 10 years or so

My first phone was a dumb tracphone, didn’t even flip. Iirc it was $5 with a data plan. I kinda miss that thing

Relatable

I needa use the bathroom

I just like eating feet

Do me! Do me!

Yay!

You too? Yeah, I can’t look at blueberry muffins anymore without seeing little chihuahua’s

Behold, a Lego claymore:

One wrong step and it’s game over

And they put the date on it! I hate it when the sign just says “Saturday”, and you roll up and there’s nothing there, and I can only assume it was actually last Saturday