I think the line between history and current events is blurry, but I think that line exists around midnight of the previous night. These are tumultuous times with lots of history being made.

I think this photograph should stay.

Your honor, the opposing counsel has a biological imperative to make me work with them in prosecuting me.

I’ve just placed a curse on Karoline so that at the top of the hour, plus or minus five minutes, she’ll eject whatever’s in her bowels. It’s a bit unpredictable by design.

I hope it works.

I’m cheering for the bruise on his hand.

Enshittification comes even from previously unseen angles.

At the end of the day, I take comfort in recognizing that no one knows me, and that both my contributions and my cringe will be erased from the shore of civilization by the tides of time. I’m not famous, not smart, not special, not a pedophile in charge of the country, I’m just nobody, and that gives me all the power I would ever want.

I actually have no idea what my IQ is. I just say 96 cause it’s the shy side of perfectly average, and no one has any follow-up questions about that, and then the IQ conversation is fizzled out, and we can talk about more interesting things, like the guy who’s currently leaving a shit against my birch tree just outside.

Fucker better wipe my tree. >:(

Yeah, I can easily lose three hours in one go in front of Arydia.

I’ve got an IQ of ninety-six, which is good enough for me. It’s pretty high, just four points off the maximum.

Less than most, cause a lot of my gaming happens at a table upstairs by myself. I have fun though, and that’s what counts.

RFK Jr is gone every three days; his yeerk has to eat.

We have nothing to fear, but the bunghole!

I wanna talk to the one with the smart bunghole.

Yes, they plan to kill people.

I love not being able to trust the federal government. But I suppose them shaking trust in federal institutions is just one more aspect of the damage they’re causing.

Oh god, the spin-dizziness is fucking real in my forties. I can’t even do a half lap on a swivel chair without being slow and deliberate about it.

We’ve got it on iOS too.

I miss Chaos Rings 2 on my phone so bad, but at least I have that amazing game on my deck now.

I ended up using my phone as my main gaming console for a long time, so I’m reluctant to abandon my gaming library now. :(

iOS stops me pretty quick. But maybe I can explore a bit?