Tanis Nikana
ibb.co
for lemmy.world

FAQ:

  1. Why do you feel like crap?
  • Brain chemicals plus time, multiplied by the dysphoria co-efficient.
  1. You’d pass better if you just dressed like people.
  • Look, if I’m not dressed like I’m gonna run up the side of a skyscraper, holding a technosword, during a rainy night, in order to kill a god, is life really worth living?

2a. Just wear a brand somewhere.

  • Nope. Earth symbols and brands and such aren’t diegetic to how I want to present myself. I specifically want to look like I don’t belong.

2b. That makes you stand out.

  • Fine. As long as I’m read as a girl who’s not from here.
  1. Why’d you climb halfway up Mount Hood?
  • Arch-nemesis at the top. Called him and asked me to meet halfway up for a thrilling sword fight cause I’m lazy and it’s a compromise. (Seriously though, it was a hike with my wife and I was bitching bilingually going both up and down and it was very difficult to even make it that far.)
  1. Can you play banjo?
  • Nope. I tried though, but the hand doing the strumming is the one that took the most damage from two strokes. Can’t even keep a rhythm.
  1. Your shoes aren’t matching sometimes.
  • OH SHIT THANKS FOR POINTING THAT OUT
  1. Kids these days don’t even know what Final Fantasy is, really.
  • Don’t care, it was super formative to my heart and I’m almost 40.