For my birthday I want my friends to throw me a surprise party where I get euthanized

I remember myth busters testing this

You realize you’re one of those notifications for OP, right? You could have just not made the world a worse place, simply by not commenting

How dare you! You should only feed them food on plates, not in bowls!!!

Tbh, the only connections you’ll make with messages like this are fake internet doms who don’t really care about you/your limits and try to push your boundaries. 0/10 would not recommend

The spirit of my comment being “if you’re having fun with friends, who cares if you switch systems?”

Conversely,if you’re not having fun with friends, then who doesn’t care about the system? If it’s getting in the way, then ofc switch.

Really, the core point is don’t let the system get in the way of fun social time

If you’re having fun with friends who cares about the system?

She’s doing a great job breaking it in for you =D

I may have 0 opportunities to meet people and a body and face that very few people would be interested in… But it’s ok, because I’m far too insecure, depressed, and full of self hatred to have anything approaching a healthy relationship! So really, it’s for the best.

The cure to male loneliness is transitioning and making it female loneliness

But I should be in a dress too

Joking about how for a firetruck to be unrecognizable as a fire truck, you’d have to remove so much useful stuff from it/limit access to things from the outside so much as to render it ineffective, and also being kind of absurd by pretending that unmarked firetrucks are at all the subject of what they were talking about

Hahahaha

<abandoned joke>

Ay, DIY gimp skills make a homemade meme truly tasty

What a sweetie!

Gotta have your daily nutritional amount of bromine!

Mooooooooood

Oracle:

One

Rich

Asshole

Called

Larry

Ellison

Fucker sent out an email to literally every employee bragging about buying his Hawaiian island when he did it.

Yeah, like… Somehow people are forgetting the terrorist organization that created the situation isreal is using as an excuse to commit genocide IS STILL A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION. I feel like people are projecting the US dem vs repub conflict on this, and feeling like because one side is bad the other side has to be good, rite? But in reality it’s just a whole lotta murder. Pretty one sided sure but it’s not like they’re killing hostages in self defense. Not out here trying to be both siding but trying to look at things objectively and realistically and for some reason writing it as a public comment so people can yell at me for being antisemitic and antisemites can yell at me for not being antisemitic.