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sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz to No Stupid Questions · 12 days ago

Whays the closest thing to drinkable pizza?

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Whays the closest thing to drinkable pizza?

sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyz to No Stupid Questions · 12 days ago
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  • Tuukka R@piefed.ee
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    12 days ago

    Gazpacho! No contest!

    • sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyzOP
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      | Main ingredients | water, olive oil, vinegar, garlic, tomato, cucumber, other vegetables | | ---------------- | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |

      Sounds delish

      • Tuukka R@piefed.ee
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        Sitting on a friend’s courtyard on the evening of a very hot day, being served very well chilled gazpacho, talking this and that while playing a game domino.

        That’s a mental scenery I used to love!

        • sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyzOP
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          Chilled soups sound dope. I even like that chilled cuccumber soup from tge Lemony Snicket books

          • Tuukka R@piefed.ee
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            It’s a “soup” you drink from a drinking glass :)

  • dwemthy@lemmy.world
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    12 days ago

    V-8

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    Tomato soup with dumplings and a sprinkle of mozzarella on top.

    • Che Banana@beehaw.org
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      12 days ago

      or a crouton with mozz & basil like a french onion soup

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    Mix some sort of marinara purée with a liquid cheese sauce, some puréed toppings if you like, and add tapioca pearls. (Two months unable to eat solid foods as a teen made me… creative… I didn’t have the tapioca pearls then but that would provide the starch for pizza crust)

    Alternatively, a Bloody Mary is pretty close if it has all the funky toppings (often including a cheese stick and breadsticks), but I’m not sure that would count since the bread and cheese aren’t drinkable.

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      I was actually gonna say bloody mary. One of the few savoury alcoholic beverages, at least as far as I am aware of

      • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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        One of the only drinks I miss, as a sober alcoholic. Virgin Marys just aren’t the same. I used Absolut Peppar, it was excellent.

  • JelleWho@lemmy.world
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    Pasta sause

  • djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    12 days ago

    okay but let’s go in a different direction: how would you make drinkable pizza? what’s the line for drinkable, because I think consistency-wise it’d have to be close to bread pudding. what kinda cheese could you use?

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    All I have to ask is: who hurt you op? The dough is the best part of pizza, why you gotta put this blurst image in my head!?

    cries in italian

    • sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyzOP
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      Oyvey

  • CerebralHawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I’ve had bariatric surgery. I’ve done this. Everything but the crust goes in a blender. Use more sauce and fewer toppings. Actually good for protein, between the cheese and the meat.

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    9 days ago

    Get any pizza-flavored hot pocket, cook it as instructed, cut off one end, and you’ve got a yourself a cup of pizza-lava, ready to drink!

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    I wouldn’t be surprised if Jones Soda had made a pizza flavor.

  • Classy Hatter@sopuli.xyz
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    Pizza smoothie.

  • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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    12 days ago

    Beer with tomato juice.

    • sopularity_fax@sopuli.xyzOP
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      Is that a thang?

      • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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        Oh absolutely. Typically you use a lager. Good on a hot day. Doesn’t need a ton of juice.

        It’s been a long time since I bartended, I wanna say it was called a Lunchbox

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          Adorable

      • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        There’s also the Michelada

        https://www.craftbeering.com/michelada-recipe/

        Apologies for all the bullshit at the start, it’s kinda typical these days

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          I’ll deal

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            ¡Vamos!

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