Nature’s sweetener.

How hot they are, clearly.

I hear heroin is nice.

Yay?

Well, I have a theoretical degree in physics.

Yer a postman, Harry.

That’s an engineer, not a model.

Demotivational posters? Now that’s a meme I haven’t seen in a long time.

Jungle curry is heaven on earth!

First spider with sticky poop:

Oh god it’s everywhere!

Hey wait a minute…

Don’t mess with the Goose, America, you’ll get the HONK.

In the morning, I’m making waffles!

Luckily the Romans knew Hannibal had a preset kill limit. Knowing his weakness, they sent wave after wave of their own men at him, until he reached his limit and shutdown.

I’d like to subscribe to more skeeter facts.

Tomaytos.

No, I’m pretty sure deer are from Earth.

Nothing gayer than a vagina.

I feel it would have been better for the dolphin to say “those are shorts.” after the shark put them on. Better punchline that way.

Source?

Nice try, Putin.