Dogs are dangerous though, that’s the thing. Cuteness overload is a real and serious condition! It’s the silent killer.

If you want to get wild, have two drones sinced up, one for each eye, and increase the distance between each drone. Once your perspective and depth increase enough you will achieve enlightenment.

Why not Zoidberg?

Did… did the dragon gain a sixpack on it’s snout?

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:D

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Oh no! I’m stuck in my border fortification somehow, won’t anybody come help?

You call them steamed hams yet they are clearly grilled?

That’s better than that one asshole who kept putting gasoline in my pisstank!

In the presidential campaign, when Trump said he would help out the average person, yet he filled his cabinet with nazi billionaires. I mean, what are we to believe, a criminal is held accountable, or something? Ha ha, boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

Outto battle.

Worser cast scenario.

Irregardless.

Without regardless

Without without regard

With regard

I’m going to end my emails with irregardless and see what happens. What’s the worst that can happen?

“Irregardless, MajorMajormajormajor.”

Hell, even just lost babies. Where did I put that thing again?

That’s what happens when you let big mechanic design a car. Wake up sheeple!

Oh wow, let me try. My password is:

Hunter2

What does that look like to you?!

They put that scene in the trailer? Man, way to blow your load early trailer people.

That nightmare really tied the room together, man.

That’s my secret Cap, I’m always zoning out.

War is peace.

Freedom is slavery.

Ignorance is strength.

The good ol’ days.