I’m a frayed you’re wrong. Fraud is the car company that makes the Mustang and F150 truck.

Old lady vs young lady. The young ladies chin (facing away) is the old ladies nose.

Wait, I thought supreme leader Dump said that Canada is shipping all the drugs into 'Merica?!?!

What?

Looks fun, enjoy!

I read that as 24 July 2025 and was impressed you tripped so hard you traveled back in time.

What are you going to do, immortalize me? - man who was immortalized.

If you ain’t dying, you ain’t trying.

Crazy thought, why don’t the people all collectively pay a portion of what they make, and they use that money to build infrastructure and energy projects? We can call it takes, because it takes all of us to fund. Yeah…

Don’t ask, just smell.

Damn, your penis is detachable? I hope they send it back once they’re done.

Stares in motherfucker

1950s general with itchy trigger finger and extra nuclear bombs:

“Hold me beer!”

No, I amanium!

“Why do they have to call me ugly?” - Oedipus the Predator.

Ash-man has seen some shit.

Okay, the chance to become a deranged santa-esque madman with pigmy T-rexes instead of reindeer is too good to pass up. Sign me up for 8!

How am I supposed to ride a pigmy T-rex into battle, wielding two m16s, and screaming “America!”, then?

Why do they always only have one massive entrance to each enclosure? Why is it large enough for the Dinosaur to walk out of? Why don’t they have two doors in series, airlock style?