If someone does this on the tram I make a point of climbing past them to get to the window seat.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Don’t cum on the train!
Don’t edge on the train!
What do you people want from me?
…like, ON the train?
you want him to cum into it?
Like, I can give it a go, see what it’s like.
Not edging or cumming, for starters.
Well what am I supposed to do on the train to pass the time? You can’t get close and talk to anyone anymore, people get pissy and say I’m “ViOlAtInG tHeIr PeRsOnAl SpAcE”.
That sounds like more of a fetish.
You’re left with an awkward decision, do you ask them to budge up? Or do you just accept defeat and stand up for the next 30 minutes?
What’s awkward about this situation? Just ask them to move and sit there.
They’ve got headphones on
Wave in their face and point. Rude people aren’t entitled to politeness.
wave? i’d just dump it in their fucking lap and sit down
it’s okay to sit on the edge rather than the window. i’d even say it’s okay to put your bag on the seat when there’s plenty of space for everyone. it’s not okay to put your bag on the seat when there are people standing. if your bag is on the seat, it’s on you to pay attention and move it when the level of available seating becomes insufficient
Exactly. Rude cunt on the morning express? Hold my latte.
‘Edgers’ are the cheeky commuters invading the National Rail network
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The worst are those who edge while rawdogging the journey
This is literally every train in Belgium, I’m pretty sure it has been for a long time. We are anti-social
Stand in the isle directly beside them. Occasionally swing a hip into them as you go over a bump. Maybe fart a little bit.
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Maybe fart a little bit.
That’s my secret Cap
This wasn’t a thing in Canada until COVID, we’ve also have a huge wave of immigration and a lot of immigrants think it’s chill to pretend you own public space.
To me, it’s the biggest indicator you are a conceited asshole.
I like to sit next to those even if other seatsare empty.
Yes! Punish them with my unwelcome presence.
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I edge because that empty space usually get me trapped by rank mofos who dont know hygeine. Wash you rank fuckers
That’s public transport for you. You pay for one ticket, you get one seat; you don’t get a whole row to yourself just because you don’t like other people.
Pay for first class if you want more space and a seat on your own.
Seems like you really understand the experiences of the person you’re replying to
If this is such a problem for you, then you are not at all ready for any of the other problems that public transport can throw at you
You’re getting downvoted, but as a woman I have been and have seen other women hemmed in by creepy men for sitting in the window seat. I’d rather be rude than at risk.
Stay on the aisle then. Just move the bag so someone can sit down.
This. I am tired of people slotting next to me and thinking thats gives them the right to act like a creep… Or deciding that washing is optional.
So you leave your place when someone smelly sits there?
Sometimes dangerous. I once moved when someone at the station smoked close to me, and he took it as offense and on the train he sat across the aisle from me and stared at me the whole ride until he luckily got off 2 or 3 stations earlier than me. I just kept pretending to read in my ebook reader while watching out of the corner of my eye and plotting my escape should he get off at the same station as me.
