I flip it.

Wait, no, that was the tortoise…

Thank you! I saw people sharing their creepy spider stories and immediately thought of this.

Was surprise when it started gathering upvotes seemingly just because people thought it was just another creepy story.

Move 100m in the opposite direction.

Nothing escapes you, does it?

Pot calling the kettle red

The name didn’t ring a bell, so I googled it and…

Abraham Zapruder was a Ukrainian-born American clothing manufacturer who filmed the assassination of President Kennedy in 1963.

Ooooh, that fits extremely well. Nice!

I wanted to say that surely nobody is complaining about desire paths and then I scrolled just a little bit… yikes!

“Promotion” means “not being fired”.

This being “standard legalese” sounds fine to you?

Did the comment above get edited? It look like you’re just repeating the same thing stated in there.

I remember a bush outside my window with the spider in it. Green body, orange legs… I watched her build a web all summer. One day there was an egg in the web. After a while, the egg hatched and hundreds of baby spiders came out and ate her.

That’s how they get you. You’re occupied thinking about Bermuda Triangle and walk right into quicksand!

Definitely the bottom of the top. Or is it the top of the bottom?

I was going to complain your comment is lower, but I think I might have to admit it’s over.

No way Trojans are fascists. Have you even seen his anime profile pic?

Simple - they’re not going to enforce this when it comes to Christianity or nationalism.

Facts.

Eh, doubtful. The initiative got a shitton of extra coverage as it was nearing/reached the goal. They would have preferred if it went a lot slower.

It still is. We’ve been going downhill ever since.

Dinosaurs belong in a museum!