This, but The Bible.
I would pay $100 for a leather bound copy.
Back in the mists of time, gizoogle.net offered similar vibes: http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.biblegateway.com%2Fpassage%2F%3Fsearch%3DGenesis%25201%26version%3DKJ21&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit
So basically the Bible as written by a high out of his mind (moreso than usual, even) Snoop Dogg?
Still not signing up, but it’s DEFINITELY an improvement 😄
This is what I mean when I say I got that dog in me
Other than the antiquated grammar, there’s no difference. It’s got to have been written by someone high out of their mind (moreso than Snoop Dogg even)!
You underestimate gizoogle.net. It’s not prewritten, it can gizoogle any page. No AI involved, btw.
Is…is it bad that I understood the whole thing on the first go?
It’s fine, I think we’re fine.
Just to be safe though I’m going to go listen to campaign speeches from the 18th century to stay in the zone.
Just be careful to stop before you get to Oswald Mosley 😬
Not even. A bit of the Lincoln first inaugural did just fine, thanks. I like my headspace to be discursive, florid, and buried in obliquity.
Edit: I know I said 18th century, I changed my mind.
I’m an elder millennial and did too, so it’s probably fine 🤷
WE’RE NOT FUCKING FINE!!!.. sorry. I just punched a hole in the wall when I said that and I don’t know why.
which made drills
Source?
A Reddit user in 2021.
downvote because rowling
Upvote because Rowling would probably hate it.