I apologize if this has already been asked before, but I couldn’t find a previous post.

  • droopy4096
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    11 hours ago

    lookup CUSMA visa… Equivalent of TN for Canadians. If your profession falls into covered category all you need a job offer at the border. You could come over on tourist visa, scout for work, get offer, go back to the border, stamp visa in and enjoy Canada

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    12 hours ago

    Unfortunately it’s easier said than done. They clamped down on immigration a few years back (because they were letting in a bunch of people while also not doing anything about the housing market and got understandable blowback).

    Also I’ll point out that Canada is only one (goose) step behind the USA, and may not stay safe. There are a lot of fascists and bigots here too.

    • UraniumForBreakfast@lemm.eeOP
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      12 hours ago

      I understand, and Canada hasn’t been the only country in perusing.

      I can hope that the emboldened nature of US fascists helps wake up other countries that may not have fallen too far already.

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        7 hours ago

        I hope so too, though the leadup to ww2 doesn’t give me a lot of hope, since domestic fascism remained popular in allied countries up until fighting the axis

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    14 hours ago

    Renounce your US citizenship at the border while holding a Beaver and Canadian Goose, screaming “Oh Canada” at the top of your lungs until someone lets you in.

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      14 hours ago

      I actually do know the majority of “Oh Canada”.

      Goose, easy.

      Beaver? I’m fucked.

      Will maple syrup make do?

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        10 hours ago

        Goose is easy? Geese are assholes good luck at coming close enough to carry a living goose.

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          9 hours ago

          Yeah, as soon as he said “Goose, easy” I knew he was not Canadian material. Sorry, OP. Maybe try Mexico?

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              5 hours ago

              I want to down vote you so hard for saying that, but I can just not bring myself to doing. Call it the Canadian in or something.

              • UraniumForBreakfast@lemm.eeOP
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                5 hours ago

                The only time I’ve “caught” a goose was after it chased my bicycle and broke its neck in the spokes of my wheel. 🤷

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              8 hours ago

              So you think you can come to the Canadian border waving around a dead Canada goose and you’ll be welcomed with open arms?

              You’d be shot on sight. If we had any guns.

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    13 hours ago

    Just to head the idea off at the pass: there is no material version of “90 day fiance” permanent residency for Canada.

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    15 hours ago

    Also, do you have family in Canada? If so, family reunification might be an option.

    Also look into CUSMA work permit or a US intracorporate transfer if you are working in a company with a canadian branch

    Otherwise, look into PNP programs

    • UraniumForBreakfast@lemm.eeOP
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      14 hours ago
      1. No family in Canada. Most are among MAGA in the states.

      2. The company I work at isn’t hiring at its Canadian location.

      3. I’ve been applying to jobs that are applicable to my background and experience, but I know that requiring sponsorship is going to hinder that progress.

      4. While I’m fluent in English, my French is subpar to say the least. Being mid-30’s isn’t helping my score regarding express entry either.

      5. I’m not expecting anything to happen overnight.

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        You don’t “need” to speak French unless you come to Quebec and even then, if you do you will have access to some classes. Some companies offer them to theit expat on site and there’s some from the government.

        But you don’t have to worry about that if you move to litterally any of the other provinces.

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      14 hours ago

      Personally? My country wants me dead. “Oh but claim refugee status at the border” yeah, that don’t work if you’re coming from the US. The US is considered a safe harbor by Canada for LGBT people.

      Let that sink in a moment. Canada still considers the US to be a safe harbor for people who are LGBT, and so explicitly (unless something changed literally in the past couple months) blocks refugees from the US.

    • UraniumForBreakfast@lemm.eeOP
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      12 hours ago

      After years of putting oneself in danger and doing rather than saying, you start to look at how can you improve the life of your family. The battle of trying to make this country better, is it what is best for my family?