Probably helps with his Peter tingle.
Why they calling him ‘spidey’ instead of ‘nakey’?
Eight dicks.
So that scene where he pulls off half his mask to kiss Mary Jane could be different in this universe.
Spider-Man is “Donald Ducking”
“How else am I supposed to shoot my webbing??”
“How else am I supposed to shoot my
webbingwhite, sticky fluid??”
His Spider verse appearance is going to take the movie to rated MA
A New York-lore accurate Spiderman
His next fight with Doctor Octopus may be very awkward
Not if Doc Oc doesn’t wear pants!
God damnit. I need follow up. At the very least, we need to hear J Jonah Jamesons remarks!
Fuck it. Just make the next comic a one panel full page daily bugal front page newspaper.
I’d LOVE to read his comments on this manace to society.
For like a super porn magazine or something, sir?
His arch nemesis ‘hot oil in frying pan’
based.
So that’s how he shoots his webs!
