The little midget zombie kid riding on a chicken.

YOU CAN TELL THE QUALITY OF A REDNECK BY THE QUALITY OF HIS JORTS.

Truer words have never been spoken. 🤣

I sleep by myself (well, with my dog, but she doesn’t ruffle the sheets). For me, making my bed is as much as flipping the bed sheets back once I get out of bed. It takes all of one second when I get out of bed; and yes, it looks nicer.

But, no judgement, so you do you.

Ps. It’s only a big deal if you make it a big deal. 😊

Too late.

I wish Stewart would run for office.

Yes, BUT, we gotta get those conservative fuckers out first. Baby steps.

If you can’t keep it in your pants, keep it in your family.

@[email protected] ExcessShiv.

So what?

Have you considered getting her socks to protect her paws?

Eh, they’re doing better than I could ever do, and that’s aces in my book. 😊

Touche

Not worries. Meant every word. Plus I got to make an H2G2 reference. Everybody wins.

Is this merely switching from Lemmy to something else, or are you leaving the fediverse completely?

If it’s the latter, then I wish you the very best of luck. I don’t know you very well, but I remember you having had some personal issues in the past. Hopefully those aren’t coming back and you’ve just decided to simply move on. Regardless, your memes and shitposting will be missed.

Good luck to you! Or, as a wise man once wrote, “So long, and thanks for all the fish!”

To be fair, proper anal can be as much a science as it is a fine art. 😁

No. We need this right now.

NASA - National Anal Science Sex Agency

FTFY

Jokes on you. I spend my free time as a means of getting to bed time.

Practice makes perfect.

I get it. As much as I love autocomplete, it’s not perfect. I like the LLM, but I’ve never used (nor do I plan to) an AI service.

Though I’ve been toying with the idea of creating my own local LLM. Maybe that would be better than Copilot or those other public services. 🤷‍♂️