Ooooooooo, I love your username! A username like that deserves a ticket on the number nine!

Does a pocket protector count as clothing?

What am I looking at exactly? I see a cropped image, and mastodon is under 70%. Based on an educated guess and nothing more, I’m going to guess what you’re trying to convay is that in the pie that represents the total fediverse, mastodon used to account for more than 70%, and now smaller services are growing. So mastodons total pie share shrinks, as the pie grows in other areas.

Is that about what you’re trying to say? Or am I way off?

Pssshhhhh, bezos money is all digital.

Soda Otters Pretzels?

Can we get it to hack chicago television stations and spank people live on air, and complain about democrats (if I’m remembering it right) before babbling into being completely incoherant?

The homeless do.

Dude!!! What’s mine say???

For the life of me, I can’t figure out what changes between panel 10 and 11.

My mom is 75. She knows nothing about how cell phones work. She thinks to charge your phone you need to turn the phone off first.

She doesn’t understand that airplane mode turns off your voice and data radios.

She holds the phone like a star trek communicator, NOT on speaker, and then complains she can barely hear you.

I think the boomers brains are just mush.

Edit: forgot to mention she turns the airplane mode ON and then turns the whole phone OFF. Once it’s off, that’s when she plugs it in.

Then she complains that turning her phone on always takes a while. My brother in law installed an app that just turns airplane mode off upon boot. That “taking a while” is the radios turning back on.

Otherwise, she used to call him from her landline (yeah) weekly to say her phone was broken. Everhtime it was just still in airplane mode. She does what she wants, doesn’t understand any of it, and you can’t explain it or talk her out of doing it her way.

…and people on this site were trying to convince me to teach her linux. Hell I don’t even know what I’m doing on linux. That would be like the blind leading the stubborn.

Yeah. Guns killing people.

Yeah. Either a gun range ISN’T currently off limits to minors, or guns are already banned there.

I can’t decide which is more absurd…

Thats how I read it.

His legacy is already set. He will forever be remembered as a clueless man whos actions in office contridicted himself at many points.

Should have Bernie instead.

What? Can’t you just ask your mom who her grandparents were?

Although as I type this I realize I have no idea if your parents are still alive, or on speaking terms.

I never understood why they abandoned Splatoon 2. Like, I get that they have a new game, and that’s great, I guess…but why not support Splatoon 2 until Switch 2 comes out? I never bought the splatoon 3, because I JUST bought splatoon 2 like 2-3 years prior when it came out. You NEED online to play that game.

So you’re paying $59.99 for the game, and then $20 a year for online. All for a game that exists in a time bubble. Once it’s time for the next game, fuck you. Buy the new game. Your old game means nothing.

Well fuck you too Nintendo. I’ll just not buy Splatoon 3, and not pay for online anymore. How about that?

Because fuck you, the whole system is rigged.

Why is this guy providing commentary for my life?

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve invented a hot dog with all the convience of a corn dog, but still retaining the hot dog experience!

I call it the “hot dog on a stick in a bun”! I’m presenting it to oscar meyer weiner in 20 minutes. I got the idea when the oscar meyer weinermobile crashed into a telephone post, and fell onto the oscar meyer weinermobile.

But it’s like I always say, the best ideas come after you’ve crashed your car from drunk driving…

The original Luigi.

There’s a youtube channel that shows up in my reccomended. Every week they have a new video that has titles like “The war is over for russia, ukraine gets huge advantage” and the other day was “North korea surrenders to ukraine, war end in sight.”

But this has been every week since about a week after the war started.

And I’m sure there’s some truth in their videos. The problem is, they take the truth, at a 3, and amplify it to an 11 at which point it’s no longer pure truth.

You can’t keep saying that every week ukraine did the thing that ends the war, and then be 3 years into saying that on a weekly basis.

And then I’ve seen how russia will claim ukraine started the war, and how they would never bomb schools and childrens hospitals. But that’s just a straight up lie, because they’ve done both those thingd, multiple times, and were the aggressors in the war.

I have no idea who’s winning because of both sides propaganda. So at this point, it’s more like you find out news 3 months after the fact, because it’s the story that still stands. Like right now, I’m finally sure that an invasion of russia mainland actually happened, and that was back in september. I’m just now realizing that was real.