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Is it supposed to do that? Never seen peertube ask me for an account login before, while telling me I’m unauthorized. Unclear if glitch, or requirement for live streams on peertube.

If it was, it was a bad stratagy.

AI is the only industry that is somehow nonprofitable, without customers, and yet also propping up the economy right now.

Just waiting for this stupid bubble to pop

…the link says youtube.

My biggest issue isn’t the platform. My biggest issue is that 99% of the content is Veronica explaining linux.

Can we…uh…get some OTHER content?

People hate bi people? Really? But, they’re so much fun!

Nobody tell him about the mermaids, or the orgy club. It’ll be funnier when he watches, and can’t figure out why the achors end the show with wrenches.

Cut to an 80s training montage featuring idiomaddict’s 75 year old father trying to eat raw eggs, and chase a bicycle down the street, and run up a large flight of stairs…except again, he’s 75. So he tries drinking the eggs, and starts coughing/choking. He’s wobbling down the street with one of those rollaiders, and trying to climb some stone steps very slowly.

And despite zero hints or clues to idiomaddict’s background, I’m imagining their 75 year old dad as an elderly jewish man. So when he’s trying to drink the eggs, he’s like “Bah, who drinks eggs like this? Why not scramble them? They’d make a good omlette! It’s a waste of eggs to drink like this!”

And when he’s chasing the bicycle, very slowly, he’s like why are you going so fast? You got places to be? Go on! Live your life! You don’t need an old man like me holding me back!" And then idiomaddict walks up like “uh, no, dad. That guy just stole a bike…”

And then as he’s going up the white stone stairs, there’s a cameo from the school house rock bill. Who’s just singing his song in the background…BUT NOT LOUD ENOUGH TO BE COPYRIGHT STRIKED!!!

I’m very good at this.

Donalds diaper is sometimes in the oval office.

When I was a kid, all the adults said “Stay in school kid.” So I graduated.

Then as a teenager, they said “Don’t take up smoking”. So I didn’t.

Then as a young adult they said “Don’t become an alcoholic”. So I didn’t.

I figure if basically every person of a certain age group is all saying the same thing, there must be truth in those words.

Now they’re all elderly, and I’m 42, and they’re saying “Don’t get old, kid”.

…what do I do? Am I supposed to commit suicide? Is there some magic fountain of youth I don’t know about? WHAT DO THEY WANT FROM MEEEEEE???

I wouldn’t. That place is full of pedophiles

George Carlin said it best. We want dumb happy obedient workers. Smart enough to runthe machines, but not smart enough to realize how badly they’re getting fucked by the system. So don’t count on the schools to do much more than basic math, and basic skills. Because what helps the elite class screws over the working class. It’s best to start screwing them in kindergarten. Teach them the pledge of allegence, so they feel endebted to our system, and keep them there for their entire lives.

Paraphrasing here, but that’s the jist of a routine he had in the 90s. The important thing to note is that Carlin was NOT a time traveler. He didn’t predict the future. It’s just that we as a society have had the same problems for 100 years, and we never fixed our shit.

Forget Clint, when do I get to romance GEORGE???

Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh…not doing that, because duh.

There’s a fan theory about the show King of the Hill.

I think it was season 2 that Peggy Hill went sky diving. The parachute doesn’t open, and she seeminly falls to her death. Except then you find out that she survived, and is now in a full body cast.

Fans noticed that before those events she wasn’t very aggressive, or stuborn, or stupid. But after the fall, those are the traits that would define her character going forward.

The theory is, the brain damage from the fall changed her. And thats a good in show way of saying “the writers hadn’t found her personality yet”.

Why would Monica shame Bill? I mean, I guess you could make the claim that Monica isn’t in the Epstein files, and as far as I know that’s true. But it still doesn’t explain why Monica? Almost everyone on the planet meets the criteria of “Not in the Epstein files”. As far as I know Hillary isn’t in them either. Or you could get Jack Black to do the shaming. Or you could get whoever Frances world leader is. Lots of people not in that list.

So, why Monica?

…I don’t understand your sarcastic usage of quotes here. Are you saying the FBI didn’t get hacked?

If they didn’t get hacked, then why are you saying words?

Tina Fey said she would take things her daughter said and work them into the show. The big one was “I want to go to there”

It’s one of those things where a mother always finds her own kids to be hilarious. It’s just in this case, the mother is a famous comedian who works those lines into a sitcom that she stars in, and is also head writer on.

For reference, her daughter was 2 when she said these things.

And I would bet this was another daughter line.

Didn’t the courts already determine that like a decade ago? Not saying I agree with it, but I seem to remember this already being a thing.

This whole time people thought cops were racist. Who knew? Turns out they don’t hate black PEOPLE, they just hate the color black! Totally different type of hate!

…ugh. All jokes aside, we live on the dumbest planet. I’d leave if I could.

I agree. Jurassic Park is a great movie. Also, you’re very handsome! Now let us laugh at those who reply to themselves while forgetting to switch alts.

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…oh shit.