 - Simpsons did it - I’m glad you beat me to it. Outstanding bit. - y’all forgot 
  
 can’t forget it. i like the sound of it.
 
- This is an actual product:  - They’re called “Blast Diverters” or “Blast Projectors”, and they’re technically a safety device that directs the sound waves from gunfire downrange, reducing the impact on the user’s ears without falling afoul of the restrictions on suppressors. 
 
 
- Blamophone 
- This is how you kill multiple people with a single pistol shot: you put the loudencer and shoot the guy you shooting, but you also kill two guys around him from the sheer shock 
- The keeptherentlowificator 
- Actually, something that focused the report forward in a narrow wave would be super useful. - That exists as a product you can buy. They call them “Blast Diverters” or “Blast Projectors”:  
 
- Got the attachment for shooting down police helicopters? - Everybody printing guns, so yawn Wake me up when they printing anti air missiles - “Anti air missile! anti air missile! Well Lah di dah Mr French man” - “well what do you call it” - “a sky hole” 
 
 
- Handheld Blunderbuss. - As opposed to the horse mounted blunderbuss? 
 
- Just aim it in the general direction of your target and if you don’t hit them at least you’ll permanently damage their hearing 
- (Suppressed shotgun joins the chat) 
- But I’m angry now 












