Crossover with goa’uld symbiote that bonds with you then becomes a depressing nihilist 🤷♂️
This has made me wonder what kind of shit happens when a Borg assimilates a symbiote bonded Trill 🤔
Is that like a 2-for-1 mind collective bonus? Or even deeper, like every single Trill ever bonded to the symbiote has a separate personality (er, well voice at least) within the collective?
When the Borg assimilate snoop Dogg and become galactically stoned.
The B-O-R-double-G.
In an alternate timeline, Janeway is assimilated by the Borg.
Thus begins the collective’s endless galactic search for coffee.
They’d end up with a ketracel white strength dependency
We are the Borg, you will be assimilated. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own.
Poor bastards
You can’t accuse them of writing unsympathetic bad guys
Exactly where my mind went.
“I have an exceptionally large mind. Not that anyone listens”
Doing my part to prevent humanity joining a utopian hivemind
If the romulans on that one ship were able to mentally break an entire cube by just having really bad memories in their heads, maybe the lore would actually allow for something like this
Lol … they assimilate 21st century humans …
“We do not want your biological and technological distinctiveness for our own. We do not want your culture … eww”
Our collective stupidity is probably our greatest protection from invading alien species.
We’re one of those pre-warp planets where they see we’re on the verge of destroying ourselves and they just shrug and say “sucks to be them, Prime Directive.”
The Borg that went into the past and assimilated the humans of 2063 must have become super depressed. Amazing they managed to make it into the “present time” of the movie.
Unfortunately those Borg were too far away from the Collective as a whole to bum out the hivemind.
We Are the Borg. . . . I guess. I mean, if no one cares, we can be the Shoes or the Cabbages. And believe us, no one cares. D’you have any more Vodka?
Ugh, we’re the Borg. Sigh, we’d assimilate you but it’s not even worth it because it’s just too hard…
what if their base are belong to us?
